*spams OT Sunday*
First off, there's a street on campus that is two-way, but it's just a through street and there's really nowhere to pull off and turn around. On it can be seen two signs, right next to each other. The first:
NO EXIT. TURN AROUND HERE.
The second:
NO U-TURNS
My friend took a picture to put on fail blog. XP
Then, there was my mother, who said this with all seriousness:
And he was deformed to the point of... deformity.
Someone call the Department of Redundancy Department...
My friend, on geography (granted, he'd been working all day, and it was, like, 1 in the morning for him in England):
Me: Dallas is so big. (cuz I was in it at the time)
Him: Yeah, it is. You can fit the UK in it several times.
Me: Lol, in DALLAS? I think you mean TEXAS.
Him: ...Right, that too.
The truly sad thing is that I sat there for a second wondering if Dallas really was THAT big. And it was only 8 o'clock for me! \o/
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT
Dear Lord. LOOK AT THIS PHYSICS PROBLEM!
Draw a free body diagram of a person who is hanging motionless on a rope.
MAJOR imagery fail, professor. MAJOR. IMAGERY. FAIL.
It's almost as bad as the post-9-11 cal book with the problem, "A plane runs into a skyscraper on the 52nd floor..."
NO EXIT. TURN AROUND HERE.
The second:
NO U-TURNS
My friend took a picture to put on fail blog. XP
Then, there was my mother, who said this with all seriousness:
And he was deformed to the point of... deformity.
Someone call the Department of Redundancy Department...
My friend, on geography (granted, he'd been working all day, and it was, like, 1 in the morning for him in England):
Me: Dallas is so big. (cuz I was in it at the time)
Him: Yeah, it is. You can fit the UK in it several times.
Me: Lol, in DALLAS? I think you mean TEXAS.
Him: ...Right, that too.
The truly sad thing is that I sat there for a second wondering if Dallas really was THAT big. And it was only 8 o'clock for me! \o/
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT
Dear Lord. LOOK AT THIS PHYSICS PROBLEM!
Draw a free body diagram of a person who is hanging motionless on a rope.
MAJOR imagery fail, professor. MAJOR. IMAGERY. FAIL.
It's almost as bad as the post-9-11 cal book with the problem, "A plane runs into a skyscraper on the 52nd floor..."