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Allanna, a young girl who grew up as a male, heads to Camelot to become the realm's first female knight.
Wait, so she’s a young girl, who’s a guy, who wants to be a female knight….I think somebody needs to make up his/her mind.
Merlin was happily watching the celibrating camelot when a strike of light spilt the sky and landed in the forest near by.
Mom! Merlin spilt the sky again, and it’s getting all over the forest!
Merlin's sister, Artemis, had seen it all. She had traveled far and wide. She had lived and breathed war. She had learn things beyond most wildest dreams. She had loved and lost. She thought there was nothing left until she met Arthur Pendragon.
I had no idea that ‘Artemis’ was Greek for ‘Mary Sue.’
When vampires attack Camelot Gwen, Merlin and Morgana escape, but they get into big trouble when they have to return to Camelot with Merlin as a vampire. Will Merlin control himself or kill everyone, just to taste fresh blood.
I’m not even sure how to respond to that.
What would happen if your a witch stuck in Camelot and Uther knew?
Call in the B Witch! (I should probably be shot for that, but I couldn’t resist.)
Merlin meets brother and sister Prince Elden and Lady Artaith. He suspects that Arthur is in danger but Arthur soon finds out that theres a power stronger than being king that the sorcerer is after.
Yes, the sinister magic of a bad fanfic writer. Its power knows no bounds and shows no mercy.
Alex thought she was going to die, but she thought wrong or did she?
Fingers crossed that she was right!
Merlin finds a mysterious girl who saves his life. Does she have anything to do with his mysterious lost love Freya and what trouble does she bring to Camelot?
I’m guessing that since you asked those particular questions the answers are ‘yes’ and ‘a lot.’
Merlin finds a mysterious girl in the forest who has a dangerous past and different kind of magic that Camelot had never seen before…
Care Bear magic!
Arthur's mother brings them together...sort of
How romantic.
She wasn't mourned because she had ruined them, would always try to ruin them. Because no matter how they begged her, all she could see were her forgotten memories when she was one of them. Of the love that was never told because it didn't exist.
You lost me somewhere around the word ‘mourned.’
Gaius comes up with a rather odd remedy for Morgana's nightmares.
Care Bear magic!
Kayley is Gaius's ward but powerful like her father Merlin but he has gone for many years but things begin to change when she meets the Great Dragon and a friendship begins
I’d like to introduce you to a wonderful new invention. It’s called ‘punctuation,’ and it very much wants to be your friend.
When morgause's and morgana's plans at taking over camelot go wrong it turns out better than they ever could have expected.
Okay, it goes wrong, but it goes better than expected? Wow, they had low expectations, eh?
I'm rubbish at summaries, but this is the continued from Sarahrose660 thank you for your inspiration Of Beneath the red scarf. MerlinXArthur Don't like Merthur, don't read. Disclaimer: I do not own BBC's Merlin. If I did, Slash would reign!
You have to admire truth in advertising.
What if Merlin didn't get to Ealdor in time?
Everyone would have died, and the village would have been burned to the ground. The End.
Wishing upon a petal brings speedy results.
Actually, I think that all it will bring is allergies.
Arthur and Merlin fall head over heels when the Lady Kathryn and her maidservant Marianne turn up in Camelot,and what with Nimuhwa do to get his revenge on all four for killing his sister Nimueh and thwarting his plans,will he kill 4 birds with one stone?
I don’t even know where to start.
Uthers hatred for magic has driven him mad. However, When Kaia, a young sorceress, arrives, He chooses not to have her Executed.
But he does choose to have her small-e executed.
A boy shows up in Camelot with his sick younger brother, Arthur finds the boy intriguing and begins to investigate. You will be surprised by what he finds.
Nathan Fillion? The fountain of youth? The land of Honalee? Ooo, the possibilities are endless!
"But here's the truth. My name is Zatharia Wights, Princess of Mithril. And I need to tell you both the tragedy that has befallen my Kingdom."
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Uthers daughter and Arthurs sister turns up after a year of being away.
Uther’s daughter is Arthur’s sister? So that’s how that works!
"Who are you?" Arthur said in awe. The warrior turned away from the slain beast and threw a glove down by Arthur's feet. "I, Arthur Pendragon, accept your challenge." The challenger pulled off their helmet. Gasps filled the air.
Little known fact: gasps are the cause of global warming.
Allanna, a young girl who grew up as a male, heads to Camelot to become the realm's first female knight.
Wait, so she’s a young girl, who’s a guy, who wants to be a female knight….I think somebody needs to make up his/her mind.
Merlin was happily watching the celibrating camelot when a strike of light spilt the sky and landed in the forest near by.
Mom! Merlin spilt the sky again, and it’s getting all over the forest!
Merlin's sister, Artemis, had seen it all. She had traveled far and wide. She had lived and breathed war. She had learn things beyond most wildest dreams. She had loved and lost. She thought there was nothing left until she met Arthur Pendragon.
I had no idea that ‘Artemis’ was Greek for ‘Mary Sue.’
When vampires attack Camelot Gwen, Merlin and Morgana escape, but they get into big trouble when they have to return to Camelot with Merlin as a vampire. Will Merlin control himself or kill everyone, just to taste fresh blood.
I’m not even sure how to respond to that.
What would happen if your a witch stuck in Camelot and Uther knew?
Call in the B Witch! (I should probably be shot for that, but I couldn’t resist.)
Merlin meets brother and sister Prince Elden and Lady Artaith. He suspects that Arthur is in danger but Arthur soon finds out that theres a power stronger than being king that the sorcerer is after.
Yes, the sinister magic of a bad fanfic writer. Its power knows no bounds and shows no mercy.
Alex thought she was going to die, but she thought wrong or did she?
Fingers crossed that she was right!
Merlin finds a mysterious girl who saves his life. Does she have anything to do with his mysterious lost love Freya and what trouble does she bring to Camelot?
I’m guessing that since you asked those particular questions the answers are ‘yes’ and ‘a lot.’
Merlin finds a mysterious girl in the forest who has a dangerous past and different kind of magic that Camelot had never seen before…
Care Bear magic!
Arthur's mother brings them together...sort of
How romantic.
She wasn't mourned because she had ruined them, would always try to ruin them. Because no matter how they begged her, all she could see were her forgotten memories when she was one of them. Of the love that was never told because it didn't exist.
You lost me somewhere around the word ‘mourned.’
Gaius comes up with a rather odd remedy for Morgana's nightmares.
Care Bear magic!
Kayley is Gaius's ward but powerful like her father Merlin but he has gone for many years but things begin to change when she meets the Great Dragon and a friendship begins
I’d like to introduce you to a wonderful new invention. It’s called ‘punctuation,’ and it very much wants to be your friend.
When morgause's and morgana's plans at taking over camelot go wrong it turns out better than they ever could have expected.
Okay, it goes wrong, but it goes better than expected? Wow, they had low expectations, eh?
I'm rubbish at summaries, but this is the continued from Sarahrose660 thank you for your inspiration Of Beneath the red scarf. MerlinXArthur Don't like Merthur, don't read. Disclaimer: I do not own BBC's Merlin. If I did, Slash would reign!
You have to admire truth in advertising.
What if Merlin didn't get to Ealdor in time?
Everyone would have died, and the village would have been burned to the ground. The End.
Wishing upon a petal brings speedy results.
Actually, I think that all it will bring is allergies.
Arthur and Merlin fall head over heels when the Lady Kathryn and her maidservant Marianne turn up in Camelot,and what with Nimuhwa do to get his revenge on all four for killing his sister Nimueh and thwarting his plans,will he kill 4 birds with one stone?
I don’t even know where to start.
Uthers hatred for magic has driven him mad. However, When Kaia, a young sorceress, arrives, He chooses not to have her Executed.
But he does choose to have her small-e executed.
A boy shows up in Camelot with his sick younger brother, Arthur finds the boy intriguing and begins to investigate. You will be surprised by what he finds.
Nathan Fillion? The fountain of youth? The land of Honalee? Ooo, the possibilities are endless!
"But here's the truth. My name is Zatharia Wights, Princess of Mithril. And I need to tell you both the tragedy that has befallen my Kingdom."
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Uthers daughter and Arthurs sister turns up after a year of being away.
Uther’s daughter is Arthur’s sister? So that’s how that works!
"Who are you?" Arthur said in awe. The warrior turned away from the slain beast and threw a glove down by Arthur's feet. "I, Arthur Pendragon, accept your challenge." The challenger pulled off their helmet. Gasps filled the air.
Little known fact: gasps are the cause of global warming.