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#002 // in person

Aug 31, 2011 10:11

[Even though by now several people had told Kanda the ship was likely going to sink, now that it was actually happening it was still a surprise. He generally didn't like boats, and being in one huge as this almost felt as if a continent was sinking. Unpleasant ( Read more... )

yu kanda, plot: titanic, comment: lenalee lee, comment: rokudo mukuro, comment: allen walker

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pickldpineapple August 31 2011, 15:21:05 UTC

[Well like with most problem Mukuro has come by, he planned to solve it in the best way he knew how: Lie.

In this case he was going to lie himself into a child... because he is THAT good of a liar... or more appropriately, illusionist. The child Mukuro heads to the lifeboats alone, when he is forced to pause to look at...

Oh dear god what is that?]

. . . . .

[And he is just going to stare. Stare and silently judge you Kanda.]

infiniillusion August 31 2011, 15:42:58 UTC

[What is it with all the brats staring at him this last fifteen minutes? Kanda senses that look soon enough, and he is not amused the slightest. In fact, he glares right back at the kid, and glances around for anything he could throw at him. It's rude to stare at people, you know.]

pickldpineapple August 31 2011, 15:48:35 UTC

[Oh he feels that glare. He feels it and is thriving on Kanda's irritation like a leach. He smirks, holding back the urge to simply crack up laughing at this. How could one wear such an expression with that... THING!]

Kufufufu, I don't believe I've ever seen a grown man garbed in one of those... Where did you even find such a thing on the ship?

infiniillusion August 31 2011, 15:51:26 UTC

[Well, technically, he's ten or something. But he's not going to say it, of course. So he just scowls. What's wrong with having a floating ducky in a boat that's about to sink? Nothing. It's perfectly logical.]

[Stupid kid.]

My closet.

[Glare.]

pickldpineapple August 31 2011, 16:09:27 UTC

...........

[He... had it... in his closet. Oh this just made his night]

So... you keep it around in case you get lonely?

infiniillusion August 31 2011, 16:13:59 UTC

[No, he has Mugen for that. And Mr Quack Quack. For bathing, at least. And he still fails to see anything funny about it.]

No, I keep it around in case some overpowered moron decides to send everyone for a swim.

pickldpineapple August 31 2011, 16:35:46 UTC

[Figures you would use your sword when you're lonely, Kanda.]

You don't say? And you don't think perhaps one of the boats would be more sufficient?

infiniillusion August 31 2011, 17:17:50 UTC

[...not that, you perverted creep :C !!]

[Continues glaring, as if you had personally offended his mother. Who is a pond and therefore not that easy to offend, but you get the idea.]

Boats are for women and brats. Like you.

[And he is a manly man and goes down with the ship except not since the ducky is going to get him back to the surface soon enough. It's quite sturdy.]

pickldpineapple August 31 2011, 17:29:59 UTC

[You mother's so fat a boat could- oh wait]

[Oh he simply could resist the temptation to play with this one a bit, his reactions were simply priceless. That little boy? Is now a 16-17 year old... smirking]

Lifeboats are for those with enough guile and wit to get onto one.

[and that is a very amused eyebrow at that duck again... he is NEVER going to get over this~]

Without humiliating themselves.

infiniillusion August 31 2011, 17:49:53 UTC

[WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM]

[Excuse him while he's STARING, because ageshifting does not happen in his world, like, ever, at least not where he's seen. Witchery.]

What the fuck?!

[For the moment he's too thrown off by that change, however once his brain has wrapped around it he might consider it a challenge. Because Kanda fucking Yu is the wittiest wit of them all, fuck yeah.]

pickldpineapple September 3 2011, 01:47:40 UTC

[YOU MOM HAS CRABS... OR POSSIBLY FROGS. DEPENDS ON WHAT SORT OF POND SHE IS]

Kufufufu, "the fuck" indeed.

[that face Kanda. It pleases him.]

Perhaps I shall leave you to your little duck, though I would be careful about that under current... I'm not sure your bathtoy will be able to handle it~

[Will be ENDLESSLY entertaining to watch you try though]

infiniillusion September 3 2011, 08:51:30 UTC

[A RATHER HYGIENIC ONE, REALLY. WITH FLOATING ARTIFICIAL BABIES IN IT. ARE YOU CALLING ME A FROG]

[Uninterested in all that advice, he simply continues glaring. Because supernatural powers are suspicious, hell yeah. You might be an enemy.]

What the hell are you.

pickldpineapple September 3 2011, 20:19:10 UTC

[NO KANDA. YOU ARE CLEARLY DUCK SPAWN.]

What am I?

[Well gosh darn it that's more then a bit insulting Kanda. If Mukuro has feeling you might have hurt them. But he doesn't. So he's just annoyed.]

I am clearly a human like you.

[only smarter.]

infiniillusion September 5 2011, 18:51:12 UTC

[ARE YOU SAYING MOM CHEATED ON DADDYLOTUS WITH A DUCK]

[Kanda narrows his eyes and raises his eyebrows just a little bit. Well, he's not exactly human - this body, at least - so if this guy is as human as him, it would probably make sense. He's quite sure that's not the intention it was said with, though.]

You're shitting me.

pickldpineapple September 5 2011, 23:58:25 UTC

[YOUR MOTHER IS A CHEATING HO KANDA!]

Do I appear to be anything else?

[really was this one so narrow minded that he was willing to believe he wasn't even human after such a petty little trick?

... if this ship wasn't sinking he would very much enjoy playing games with this one]

infiniillusion September 9 2011, 08:51:39 UTC

[YOU DED]

[Oh, technically, magic and Noah-ery users are also humans, but Kanda prefers not to consider them as such. So while it's creepy as fuck, he manages to smoothen out his expression and deadpan in return - granted, the impression might be thwarted a little by the rubber duck.]

Besides annoying? No, not really.

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