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{6th Deathray} Uh...this wasn't in the brochure. [Video]

Mar 30, 2011 13:41

[Megamind looks a bit confused as he addresses the camera ( Read more... )

plot: good drugs, megamind, comment: malone

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[video] jinglealltehway March 30 2011, 21:29:19 UTC

No monsters? You haven't met Tall Dark and Bloody, have you, my blue friend?

[He turns the blackberry, the bells on his arms jingling, until he's upside-down]

Cheer up! It could be worse. Don't look so blue.

[He breaks into crazy giggles]

[video] big_bang_blue March 30 2011, 21:39:45 UTC

[Okay, he can run with this.]

Oh, that's rich coming from Pinocchio. Got caught telling too many lies have we?

Funny that you mention tall dark and gruesome. Thankfully I hadn't come face to face with Conehead.

Re: [video] jinglealltehway March 30 2011, 22:51:30 UTC

Who's Pinocchio? [one hand waves the question away] My dear blue alien - aren't aliens supposed to be small and green? - don't tell me you're jealous of my stylish mask. No matter how sweetly you ask, I won't give it to you. [three-second pause] ...it won't come off!

[Malone cackles madly, far too amused]

[video] big_bang_blue March 30 2011, 22:58:17 UTC

[There's a grin from Megamind. He's enjoying himself far too much.]

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

[His hands wave around in a circle.]

I'll have you know that I'm better than those little green men. I'm me! Megamind! Defender of Metrocity.

[video] jinglealltehway March 30 2011, 23:15:45 UTC

Hey, at least I never have to worry about shaving my eyebrows.

[Malone's enjoying this just as much.]

So...are you better because you're not little, or because you're not green?

[The video flips again, but this time it's because Malone's doing a handstand.]

And I am...Malone! The Human Key!

[Aaaand upright again, very cheerful]

Pleased to meet you!

[video] big_bang_blue March 30 2011, 23:23:03 UTC

A Key? More like a yo-yo from all that flipping around you do.

[Folding his thin arms, he's keeping that grin. Finally, someone to share banter with that isn't going to take it too personal.]

And right you are that I'm better. Blue is a cool color and it goes well with everything.

[To the response about the eyebrows and grooming.]

Oh, tell me about it. It's so hard keeping up with standards of looking good. So how did that mask get stuck on you? Must be fantastic for Halloween.

[video] I think he made a friend! jinglealltehway March 31 2011, 00:00:23 UTC

Well, it's not my fault I'm naturally athletic. [the screen tilts as he tries to get a closer look] ...how do you stay upright, with those skinny little limbs?

[The video pulls back and travels down until the green lightning bolt tattooed on his bare chest is visible, then comes back up]

I don't know...blue may be too cool for me. I'm not wearing much, you know. But aren't you just green with envy for my fabulous hair?

[He pauses to giggle. This is so much fun! No one he's met in Mogonda has this good a sense of humor.]

...you know, I don't remember! [another bout of cackling, like he's just referenced something hilarious] That's the problem with being a Human Key. All those unanswered questions, like: Who am I, and why are there pink lightning bolts on my arms?

[video] Oh and the trouble they'll make at parties. XD big_bang_blue March 31 2011, 00:13:00 UTC

No, no, it's great!

[He coughs at the slight against his build and is no way offended.]

Gravity. It's like asking why rocks stay balanced in Roadrunner cartoons.

[A slight smirk came to his face. It's hard to offend Megamind. He's like rubber.]

Ooh! I've always wanted a tattoo.

[video] Now I want to see Megamind do a lampshade impression jinglealltehway March 31 2011, 17:44:51 UTC

Gravity, huh? It was mocking me the other day. Couldn't get down from the ceiling. [cackle] It was great!

I think you'd look great with a tattoo! [teasing grin] Maybe a few brightly-colored fish on your head?

[video] LMAO!! He could pull it off too!! XD big_bang_blue March 31 2011, 18:05:20 UTC

And I missed that? Have you tried playing tennis without gravity? The ball just goes on forever!! Just don't get hit by it.

[His tone being less animated. And those fish would be perfect!!]

Uh...look I know I have a giant blue head but fish? You know, I think I'll pass.

[Honestly, he's thinking about it. XD Maybe a couple of piranhas or a shark.]

[video] You know he'd rig it so it actually lit up, too jinglealltehway March 31 2011, 18:20:48 UTC

If it happens again, I'll let you know. Is this place always so entertaining? So far, it's been a lot more fun than Mogonda.

[Malone grins. He can't help it, Megamind is so fun to tease!]

Not a fan of seafood? Well, I guess you could tattoo a landscape...? [he spreads his hands in a 'beats me' motion] Hey, you're asking the guy with pink lightning bolts. I'm not sure my taste is - or was - all that great.

[video] You bet he would!! big_bang_blue March 31 2011, 18:27:13 UTC

I don't know. I hadn't been here that long but according to what I found out, it's pretty much unpredictable.

[And that grin worries him a little but he folds his arms and returns it.]

Maybe I'll get a goldfish and call it Claus. [He smirks.]

Re: [video] You bet he would!! jinglealltehway March 31 2011, 18:43:18 UTC

[He looks delighted at the idea of unpredictable living space.]

Well, as long as you're here, it's bound to be entertaining.

[BEAMING GRIN! You're such fun, Megamind!]

If you do find a way to get tattooed here, maybe I'll get a pair of blue lightning bolts. You know, to be a teeny bit as cool as you are.

[video] I can just imagine Melone pulling that cord just for giggles. big_bang_blue March 31 2011, 18:49:56 UTC

You have no idea! Just wait and see what I have in store for this place! Smoke bombs, laser light shows, loud speaker systems, oh and a giant lava lamp!!

When we find a way out, I'm definitely getting that gold fish.

[Okay, now he's set on it since Melone just called him cool. XD]

[video] I just want you to know I'm watching Megamind because of you jinglealltehway March 31 2011, 19:01:12 UTC

Oh, I can't wait! I have no idea what half of those things are, but they sound so fun. You must have been the one in charge of your Metrocity, or at the very least, the power behind the throne. Did you have any good minions? Lackeys? Flunkys, perhaps?

[The video flips again; Malone seems to be on his back just chilling out.]

So where should I get my blue lightning bolts, O Master of Blue?

[video] Woohoo!! This place should be renamed Badfic Asylum because of these two. XD big_bang_blue March 31 2011, 19:19:29 UTC

Well, it's a long story.

[He puts his hand behind his head for that one with a sheepish chuckle.]

Hm...[snaps his fingers]

Leonardo da Vinci!! I bet he would love to do it!!

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