[Ah, the merry sound of jingle bells! They can be heard all up and down the corridors, bouncing cheerfully through any and every room as a white-haired guy explores with a mission. He knocks on every closed door before trying to open it, very intent on finding someone named 'Lord Kortan
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Um. [oh god what was he wearing?]
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You haven't by any chance seen a big angry guy in a black bodysuit, have you? He has a [vice drops an octave or two into a forced growl] deep, scary voice.
[charming but slightly brainless smile]
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You'll recognize him by his bellow. He'll probably be yelling for me to open the weapons chamber.
[dramatic pause and pose]
You see...I am Malone, The Human Key!
[more cracked laughter and he backflips away]
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[more giggling]
Anyway, sorry to disturb you. I'll just be on my way.
[he throws a jingling salute and sidles over to the next door]
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Good luck!
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