[Ah, the merry sound of jingle bells! They can be heard all up and down the corridors, bouncing cheerfully through any and every room as a white-haired guy explores with a mission. He knocks on every closed door before trying to open it, very intent on finding someone named 'Lord Kortan
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Um. [oh god what was he wearing?]
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You haven't by any chance seen a big angry guy in a black bodysuit, have you? He has a [vice drops an octave or two into a forced growl] deep, scary voice.
[charming but slightly brainless smile]
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You'll recognize him by his bellow. He'll probably be yelling for me to open the weapons chamber.
[dramatic pause and pose]
You see...I am Malone, The Human Key!
[more cracked laughter and he backflips away]
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Lord Kortan? Are you in there?
[nope, it's a broom closet]
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...nope, you're not Lord Kortan.
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If you're looking for someone, there are faster ways to go about it.
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And what might those be, pretty lady?
[he darts behind the pretty lady and around to the other side]
My name is Malone. I am...The Human Key!
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Did you get one of these when you arrived?
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Hey, it's the magic box!
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Eh?
[Conan slides off his bed and moves over to the door to see what's disturbing his time to read- It had better not be Santa Clause]
[Very slowly, he peaks his door open and tries to get a good look before sliding out-however there is loud knocking on his door and pulls it open.]
I think you have the wrong room.
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Well, you're definitely not Lord Kortan. Are your mommy and daddy home, little boy?
[it'd probably sound more insulting if he weren't on the verge of insane cackling]
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Ah... no... They're somewhere in Los Angles. [Well... maybe. If they didn't get some kind of childish urge to take a trip to Egypt or something.]
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[thoughtful pause]
Or is it angles? I can never remember.
[manic giggle]
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[...And is just kind of ... blinking.]
...Can I help you?
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I have not ... In fact, none of that sounds even remotely familiar to me, and you may be the first person from your world here.
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[he spends a long moment in thought]
Does that mean others will be arriving, or that others might be arriving?
[the bells on his arms jingle as he does one-or-the-other gestures]
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