1rst ritual || Vol'Jin || [Accidental video] [in person]

[imatrollmon]

[There's a crunch and the video feed cuts on to the inside of a mouth. When the face pulls away there's a a visage of a tusked blue behemoth on the screen, looking utterly perplexed. and after giving a sniff he tosses the slobbery thing off to the side. The room shown is very primitive and tribal looking, housing odd beaded feathered little

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[Video] (Damn you and your jamaican trollish ways bringing me off my blaargh)

[britbitchsnark]

[..Right. There was a big blue.. troll thing. And he was Jamaican. Okay, now he knew there had to be some sort of hallucinogenic in the air here.]

This is a place called the 'Manor'. You've been kidnapped by a deranged little girl who calls herself the Author.

Re: [Video]'tis the power of the Troll~

[imatrollmon]

[Vol'Jin looks around for the source of the noise, an arrow knocked to his bow. It wasn't a spirit speaking to him, that much he could gather...]

Who be dat? Ja be no spirit, but ya be talkin' and Vol'Jin can't be seein' ya...

[Video] (*shakes fist at. with love. so much love.*)

[britbitchsnark]

I'm Shaun Hastings, another of the captured. I'm talking to you through something called a Blackberry.

[He waves trying to draw attention to said device.]

Re: [Video] *FEELS TEH LURV!

[imatrollmon]

...Blackberry? Ya be talk'n ta me trough a fruit?!

[Did he even have blackberries in his room?! He didn't remember having any... Well he's looking around some more now... searching for the entirely wrong item...]

[Video] *GUUUUUUUUUUUUD

[britbitchsnark]

Oh for the love of.. No, look for a small, black magic box with a moving picture that makes noise.

[Shaun heaves a sigh rubbing his temples. Not much of a brain between dem big ears and tusks huh?]

Re: [Video] *<3<3<3<3

[imatrollmon]

[OH! That thing he tried to eat! Vol'Jin turns around and sqats in front of the little black box]

...ya have got to be da smallest damn human Vol'Jin's evah seen...

[Oh there's a brain in there... it's just good at plotting ways to make things dead... and head-shrinking...]

[Video] *XD

[britbitchsnark]

I'm not inside the sodding thing.

[Have a mildly annoyed brow raise.]

It's a communication device. [Remember Shaun keep it simple. Though it as ever just sounds patronising.] With it we can talk even if there's a big space between us.

Re: [Video] *\o/

[imatrollmon]

[Yeah he hears that patronizing, he hears and would very much like to see Mr. Shaun ride a raptor. His eye's narrow in irritation]

Who be bringin' Vol'Jin here?

[Video] *♥

[britbitchsnark]

[No Raptor riding for this one, oh no. He was smart enough to not try to tame wild animals for steeds.]

A sociopathic little madam who just calls herself the Author.

Re: [Video] ♥3♥

[imatrollmon]

[Ha! Pansy. Real men ride raptors.]

Socio-what? Da Autor? Who she be?

[Video] @w@ ~ ♥

[britbitchsnark]

[Real nerds play as men who ride raptors. XP]

A sociopath is someone with an intense hatred for society. And the Author is our kidnapper. This is her attempt to make a story and can't do it without us.

Re: [Video] ( ^ >( >0.0)>

[imatrollmon]

[...got me there...]

Story? So a crazy little wench is what she be.

[Video] AMG troll surprise buttsecks!

[britbitchsnark]

[>D /ff victory fanfare.]

Couldn't have put it better myself.

If you don't mind me asking, where exactly are you from?

Re: [Video] XDDD WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG TUSKS!

[imatrollmon]

Da Echo Islands just offa Durotar. What aboutcha?

[Video] OH BBY DUN TEMPT HAUNY SHAUNY /is shot

[britbitchsnark]

Oxford, England.

I Can't say I've ever heard of 'Durotar'. Where is it?

[Wait.. was this guy like Minerva, one of those that came before? He gave him a scrutinous look, he was a very odd looking, but could trolls be classed as them? Probably not. Another world? Good lord was that even possible-- wait, he was here.]

Re: [Video] /is shot along with you XDD

[imatrollmon]

It be where Orgrimmar is... da capitol of da Horde. In Kalimdor.

[How could someone not know where that is?!]

...I don't know about any Oxeford, or England... dat in outlands or someting?