The Story Of Steve's Willy
OK so since y'all are poking me - and despite having a weeks worth of work on my desk - I suppose I should tell you the story of discussing Steve's willy with Christian.
Basically, the people in front of me in the autograph queue (which it turned was rasah and loosair so THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU) had been discussing hats, and Steve had misheard 'woolly hat' as 'willy hat' and wondered why Christian was laughing.
Christian then said to Steve 'you do know what a willy is, don't you?"
Me then says "I would assume so since I think he's got one"
Christian laughs, sits back in his chair and holds his hand up, shaking his head but with evil mischief look.
Steve kinda pouts and says 'less of the think'
And then *BLUSHES* I blurt out, all in one breath, 'I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it and that was the wrong thing to say'
Then, fast forward a few hours to Rule 7's Crotch Grab.
With Christian egging Steve on to grab himself. He looks at Steve, looks at me, looks at Steve, then looks... down, at Steve. Steve looks at me, looks at Christian, then replies that he can't *motions strumming* and *motions crotch* at the same time
And both of them smirking at me at the time
So now you now.
*blushes, giggles and facepalms*
Basically, the people in front of me in the autograph queue (which it turned was rasah and loosair so THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU) had been discussing hats, and Steve had misheard 'woolly hat' as 'willy hat' and wondered why Christian was laughing.
Christian then said to Steve 'you do know what a willy is, don't you?"
Me then says "I would assume so since I think he's got one"
Christian laughs, sits back in his chair and holds his hand up, shaking his head but with evil mischief look.
Steve kinda pouts and says 'less of the think'
And then *BLUSHES* I blurt out, all in one breath, 'I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it and that was the wrong thing to say'
Then, fast forward a few hours to Rule 7's Crotch Grab.
With Christian egging Steve on to grab himself. He looks at Steve, looks at me, looks at Steve, then looks... down, at Steve. Steve looks at me, looks at Christian, then replies that he can't *motions strumming* and *motions crotch* at the same time
And both of them smirking at me at the time
So now you now.
*blushes, giggles and facepalms*