accidents do happen.....

[badassmo]

SO I NOTICE THE LIGHT CHANGE TO AMBER AS I'M APPROACHING AN INTERSECTION ,RAIN IS COMING DOWN LIGHTLY, I STOP.   ......... I'M THINKING *....THAT BRINKS TRUCK BESIDE ME IS HUGE!!!!...IT LOOKS BRAND NEW.....* .....ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE INTERSECTION IS A POLICE OFFICER WAITING TO MAKE A LEFT TURN......UHM HELLO!!!!!! RED LIGHT!!!!!! DID I MENTION THERE WAS A SMALL HYUNDAI ACCENT IN FRONT OF THE BRINKS ARMOURED TRUCK?...WELL LETS SEE....MISS ACCENT SEE'S THE COP STOPPED AT THE INTERSECTION SO SHE DOES NOT WANT TO RUN THRU AN AMBER LIGHT SO SHE STOMPS ON HER BRAKES AND STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!....YAY...OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!...DID I MENTION THERE WAS A HUGE 10 TONNE TRUCK BEHIND HER? AND DID I MENTION IT WAS RAINING?.....WELL TO MAKE A SMALL CAR EVEN SHORTER, SHE STOPPED  OK BUT SHE STOPPED HALF WAY OVER THE SOLID LINE ....ONLY PROBLEM IS MISTER I HAVE A BIG ASS TRUCK CAN'T STOP ON A DIME IN RAIN SO HE SLAMS ON HIS BRAKES AND SLIDES RIGHT INTO MISS HYUNDAI.....HE BARELY TAPPED HER BUT SENT HER CAR FLYING THRU THE INTERSECTION.....END RESULT WAS THAT HER CAR LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE SMART CARS, HER WHOLE BACK SECTION WAS CRUMPLED LIKE AN ACCORDIAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE WAS ABLE TO DRIVE THE CAR THRU THE INTERSECTION AND PARK IT AT THE CURB, BUT SHE DID....THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT OF HER TRUNK OR BACK SEATS.....IT WAS ALL SURREAL...LIKE A DREAM....IN SLOW MOTION....NEEDLESS TO SAY THE COPS WERE THERE IN MILLISECONDS....DID I MENTION THIS HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YORK REGION POLICE HEADQUARTERS?.....THE LADY SEEMED OK SHE WAS STANDING JUST WAVING HER HANDS AT HER NEWLY REMODELED SUB COMPACTED CAR.....I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE SOUND OF IT ALL......

OK BYE FOR NOW, DID I MENTION I'M GOING TO BED? WELL I AM.... SO THERE!!!!!