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[badasscopters]

[Hey SBG. HEY SBG GUESS WHAT. Goose is pissed! Normally, that might not seem that amazing, but let me tell you, it's a feat to get him mad. This? This was just too far for him. A joke putting the whole school into mass hysteria over thinking they're dying and him making a fool of himself? Not good. Not good for his ego either

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Private

[badasstrenches]

... How 'bout that weather?

[He is. SO ANGRY. RIGHT NOW.

But at whoever pulled this bull crap.

SO. MUCH. ANGER.]

Re: Private

[badasscopters]

Eheheheh.

Heheh. Heh.

...

You're mad, ain'tcha'.

Re: Private

[badasstrenches]

Of course I am.

When I find whoever fucking pulled this shit, I'm going to kick his ass and beat him within an inch of his life.

You're free to have a turn after I'm done.

Re: Private

[badasscopters]

Then he ain't gonna be alive anymore, though.

... Y'know what? I'd normally care, but hell if I do right now. Guy's gonna pay.

But... hey. At least I ain't dead?

Re: Private

[badasstrenches]

I'm sure everyone else who thought they were dyin' would like a try at 'im too. The more beat-down this guy gets, the better.

... Yeah.

[Hey. Hey. Extra super hot make-outs tonight y/y/n/pachirisu?]

Re: Private

[badasscopters]

Sounds like he's just about gonna be the place's punchin' bag. Y'know what else? I reckon I like the idea.

[y/y/Zapdos and Raikou

Aw yes the make-out to end ALL MAKE-OUTS. And cuddles. And mushiness. Lots and lots of it.]

Re: Private

[badasstrenches]

I like this idea too.

[Yes. This is all quite acceptable.]

And to think I even went so far as to call... God damn favors.

Re: Private

[badasscopters]

Favors?

[Oh wait, was this about that? It seemed like it.]

Hey, wait, who'd you call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!

Re: Private

[badasstrenches]

Er. It's nothing big. I just called a friend who knows a thing or two 'bout poison so... now I kind of owe him.

Re: Private

[badasscopters]

A guy knowin' about that kinda thing?

Damn Matt, I knew about badass weapons in the military, but this is kinda new to me. [Here he is, assuming this was a military buddy.]

Re: Private

[badasstrenches]

Well, he's not from the military. He's another gym leader. Who uses poison-type Pokemon.

He's... kind of... a ninja.

private -- 1/2

[badasscopters]

The hell?

... A... A ninja?

Y'mean a real, real ninja?

2/2

[badasscopters]

[... PBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFTTTT]

Heh, yeah. Funny joke, Matt. Now c'mon, how'd your army buddy really know about this kinda thing?

Re: 2/2

[badasstrenches]

[Surge just. Stares. Trying to think up a response.]

No, I'm... being serious. He's really a ninja. As in uses ninja stars and can disappear in a puff of smoke and wears black. And... a lame scarf.

Ask the other Kanto gym leaders. They know him too.

Re: 2/2

[badasscopters]

...

[Oh wow, he- Surge was really being serious, wasn't he? A real, reaaaaal ninja existed in the world? That was nuts. Nuts in a pretty cool way, but nuts anyway.]

Well damn, you would'a thought those kinda guys ain't real. That's kinda... badass. Heh.

Did he teach you any tricks? [`u`]

[badasstrenches]

Actually... I'm pretty sure bein' a ninja runs in his family. His daughter's one too.

... Uh... no? Isn't "bein' secretive" the most important part of bein' a ninja?