Theme: Week 2

Jul 22, 2010 17:45

CRACK AU

AU = Anti-Ulquiorra Alternate Universe :D

Last week's prompt and fics:

First Kiss )

#week 2

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giethe July 22 2010, 13:49:30 UTC
Medieval fantasy. Whether Ichigo and Orihime fall into either Tolkien-verse or Discworld, or just sat down with their friends for a Dungeons and Dragons campaign (the paper-and-pencil variant, or the video game variant), it's your call.

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crystaldawn July 25 2010, 01:37:17 UTC
Man - I have an idea, but it's more medieval than fantasy, really.

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giethe July 25 2010, 08:53:44 UTC
That would be totally fine. I figured it would be easier to work in Ichihime and Bleach elements in a medieval fantasy than something like, say, Detective Noir (why is it so easy with Weiss /sob).

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And of course, I come up with something completely different than my first thought anyway. crystaldawn July 25 2010, 10:32:01 UTC
As the rough-hewn rock door swung slowly open, Orihime licked her lips. Her brow pinched together beneath her golden diadem and her mouth pursed. The red-haired adventurer pushed the heavy door open with some effort, the look of concentration intense on her face. Her physical strength stats never were very high ( ... )

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2/3~! crystaldawn July 25 2010, 10:33:50 UTC
Timidly, Orihime peeked around her shield to see the giant hole blown in the back cavern wall. It led to yet another room, where she could hear something large moving around with giant, angry footsteps. Even worse, it felt like an oven back there; she could hear and feel the stir of the air as something seemed to be moving it back and forth, as though breathing or using a bellows. Even so, she poked her head around the crumbling rock to look into the chamber beyond ( ... )

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3/4 (I guess this was longer than I thought) crystaldawn July 25 2010, 10:34:28 UTC
The chinks of gold metal snapped like cheap tin, causing the front of Orihime's tight metal bra to pop loose, freeing her large breasts. They bounced freely for a split second before she moved to cover her chest with a shriek, kneeling on the cave floor. And as for the dragon, as soon as he saw the girl's jiggly bare flesh, he moved to cover his golden, serpentine eyes, hiding them behind his claws.

"O-Oh god, I'm sorry," the dragon stammered, sneaking a little peek from between his talons, "I wasn't trying to... I didn't mean...!" If it was possible for a dragon to blush, this dragon sounded like that was exactly what he was doing.

"S-Souten Kisshun!" Orihime cried, causing two little pixies to fly away from her neck and cover her in a shining dome. Slowly, as if reversing time, the clasps came back together on her golden bra, supporting her large breasts once again.

"Look, I don't want you to think I'm a pervert or anything, I just..." the dragon stammered, uncovering his eyes when he was sure it was safe. Unfortunately, the girl ( ... )

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4/4! crystaldawn July 25 2010, 10:35:29 UTC
"And that's how he joined our party!"

Orihime's four companions looked distinctly nonplussed, as well as the redhead sitting beside her at the inn table. She didn't seem to mind, though - in fact, she seemed to find the entire story rather amusing.

"I told you not to go wandering through that cave system by yourself," the petite black-haired girl across the table reminded her. She looked as if she might develop a headache at any moment. Orihime sure hoped not; she had pretty much cast every spell she was able to for the day during that little adventure ( ... )

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terpzilla July 25 2010, 20:27:01 UTC
This is win and I loved everything about it. 8D

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crystaldawn July 25 2010, 20:30:59 UTC
Awww, thank you, bb! I loved writing it!

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I LOVE YOU!!! giethe July 26 2010, 15:57:01 UTC
That-that was one of the most adorable things I've ever read!

I love how you made fun of the chainmail bikini trope, and how the 'dragon' already sounded like Ichigo just by his speech pattern. Ahahahah - and I wonder why Ishida ended up a monk instead of a ranger or something. It's also a bit odd to think of Chad as a berserker, but I like the idea of a battlemage Renji and a spell-casting Rukia. Also, socially awkward dragon boy = win.

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UWAAAAH <3 crystaldawn July 26 2010, 19:55:38 UTC
Thank you!

I put Ishida as a monk because the kanji Kubo uses for Quincy translates to something like 'warrior monk', IIRC. Plus, he just strikes me as the semi-cleric type. And I would've made Chad a fighter, except that sounds really generic and not as awesome as berserker. X3

Ffffff, I'm seriously tempted to do more on this with one of our old HackMaster campaigns.

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Re: UWAAAAH <3 giethe July 27 2010, 03:05:07 UTC
Ahahahah, I never really paid attention to the quincy terms in kanji, but that's very interesting. Maybe I found the berserker job odd because I've always regarded Chad as a more rounded fighter, since he's got defense as well (*___* like maybe, a paladin /biased). But Rule of Cool says it's perfectly fine, |D. (I'll just imagine he's got them Diablo 2-esque awesome barbarian moves).

I just remembered to ask: Since Orihime put the collar on Ichigo, does she hold some control over him? If so, how much? It sounds like a really fun party, and if you've got someone like ORIHIME as your master, I smell some crazy shenanigans afoot. Fufufufufu <3 (Translation: Yesss, please go ahead and plaaaay more)

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Re: UWAAAAH <3 crystaldawn July 27 2010, 12:27:02 UTC
You know, I forgot to actually put anything about it in there, but yes, yes she does. I was thinking something along the lines of InuYasha, except for a broader range of commands than 'sit'.

I guess that does mean I should continue, huh?

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Re: 4/4! alice_candy July 26 2010, 17:30:37 UTC
AH! i-i-it's amazing! it's so funny and i love the metal bikini and m-metal b-bra! LMAOOO and a dragon s-s-stammering and telling someone not to cry?! VERY FUNNY! it's so cute!

thanks CD! this cheered me up and made me LOL!

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Re: 4/4! crystaldawn July 26 2010, 19:56:16 UTC
Yay, I'm glad I could cheer you up! I-I kind of love medieval fantasy parody. X3

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godmodsue August 9 2010, 14:10:24 UTC
Dragon!Ichigo, ahaha! Apart from what the others have said that I agree with (especially with maaru re: Ichigo's speech patterns), I love all the attention to details here! And most of all, hahahaha that ending!

BTW, CD, if you could, could you title this fic? I'm compiling all the fills so I can pimp them over at ichi_hime and the FLOL bad_shield pimping thread and it's just easier when they have titles. It's not mandatory, but it'll really help if you could.

Thanks for contributing to the comm! :D

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