Ode to a Mary Sue

[sylar]

I do not like your Mary Sue.

I do not like her in a house.

I do not like her with a mouse.

I do not like her model face.

I do not like her anyplace.

I do not like her tales of woe.

I do not like her little toes.

I do not like her bio.

I do not like her with Oreos.

I do not like her need to cling.

I do not like her anything. ]

I do not want your romance.

I do not want inside your pants.

She is your mask.

She is a character not.

Keep her away from me.

She’s worse than a Spam Bot.