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Ok. Seriously? I'm laughing right now. This didn't happen to me, but I was surfing an RP community where smut is the main focus, but still optional. A character had a post up inviting people to eat pie. There was nothing wrong with the pie in any way, shape, or form. So what happens? Someone posts in there asking for a slice. The OP hands her a slice, where the muse in question takes a bite. Immediately, the character gets weak-kneed and her vag starts to tingle. I'm already laughing here, but it gets better. Or worse, depending on your point of view. The character tells OP that she's really enjoying the pie, and OP accepts the compliment. Pie lover then begins to start describing how the pie, and I quote, "travels through me and oozes out of my pores". By now, OP is pretty creeped out, and makes a comment to the effect of her not being pleased by Pie Lover's apparent fetish for good pie. But it keeps going. Pie Lover then asks OP "Can you smell it? It's everywhere," and then proceeds to sniff her hand, which causes a shiver.