More Nuts than Hickory Farms
So apparently Chickie #3 heard about my rant about #1 and #2 yesterday, and was upset enough to email a mutual friend to bitch and moan about how horrible I am. Now I was going to let Chickie #3 slide, but now that I’ve got her attention, I can’t resist telling you guys about this one.
Hands down the worst RPer I’ve ever seen. Chickie #1 while an obsessed love muffin could still RP her characters. Chickie #2 is just too stupid to expect any better of her. But Chickie #3 tells everyone what a brilliant writer she is, because everyone tells her so.
Chickie #3 writes RPF or writes self-avatar fic where her OC (who always looks like her) is being done by Sylar or Spock or Zach. Bet you can sense a trend here?
#3 isn’t a horrible writer, so I thought I’d give RPing with her a shot. I told her flat out that I don’t read RPF, so don’t bother sharing any of that with me. I think it’s an invasion of the actor’s privacy to make up stories about them and their sex lives. Characters sure free reign to fuck around there, but not with real people’s lives.
She came into my world RPing Spock. We RP’d a little crack Spock/Sylar, and she loved the attention she got. I swear she’s more of an attention whore than I am, and I’m a Leo.
(I am the center of the universe, so don’t forget that. I know I have an ego, and I know I love attention. I also recognize that I’m not always quick on noticing when that ego stroking becomes bad touching.)
Well #3 went into Bad Touch within a month. She tried to get me to ditch my regular Heroes RP buddies, and RP only with her. She would put up LJ posts constantly expecting me to drop whatever I was doing to RP yet another round of smut. If I was busy, which became more and more often because I don’t want to spend 90% of my RP time doing smut, she would either delete the post or start writing ficlets about Spock crying in his quarters that Sylar wouldn’t come fuck him.
Spock didn't cry when his mother and Vulcan died!! But he's crying about sex with a serial killer? Spock is a sacred character. You do not fuck up SPOCK.
I didn’t quite run, but I began to build a nice high brick wall to hide behind with my real RP buddies. She got into it with another player’s SO (god I hate RPing with couples), and we decided to kill the game. #3 was a co-mod of the game b/c is was partially her cracky idea of a Heroes/Star Trek game, but mostly it was a sympathy fuck. She was out of work, miserable in some crap hole where it snows all the time, and I felt sorry for her.
Then I got the creepy emails where she told me how much she loved me. How could I choose these other people over her? Wasn’t I her special unicorn love?
I RAN AWAY. CUT OFF ALL TIES.
Now just like #2 (who apparently was in some sort of romantic thingy with #3) she created a Sylar. We call this one Skanklar. All it does is cyber sex with anyone that comes near it. Because we all know Gabriel Gray was a whore before he became Sylar, and after that he was even worse.
She is the basis of most of my posts on the Cult of RP. A comm I named in her honor since she said she didn’t understand that it was a cult when she started to play.
This one is so cracked out on drugs, wine, whatever, that she replied in someone’s LJ -
“Since I became Sylar…”
Bitch. It’s RP. You do not become the character.
RP is not Cyber.
How about developing a character or playing one at all instead of wearing a hot actor’s mask and jerking off?
#3 also thinks she owns people. Thinks she can tell people who to talk to outside of her little bubble, and has jealous shit fits if people she Rps with RP with me.
I hope #3 enjoys reading this post. I hope you tell everyone what a cunt I am, because at the end of the day - hell until the end of time - I’m a better RPer than you. So is my dog.
And YAY I have no more ranting to do!
Chickie #1 and #2