Concerning a Gentleman Identified by the Moniker of Ugly.

[vindicair]

Do note that this is a story which was heard second hand, from Mister Greek. I did not experience this particular bad roleplayer's skills in game. I have, however met the guy, and can attest to the idea that he is very likely the king of douchebags. Don't believe me? Well, it just so happens I've provided a little spot of evidence for you folks.

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[xiphias]

Water and oxygen are the two things which are closest to universal solvents I can think of. Of course, they take centuries to dissolve some things, and millions of years to dissolve others.

[xiphias]

Well, yeah, if you want it to work on a human timescale, within human lifetimes.

[quietdream]

Water actually is the universal solvent - it breaks down both acids and bases. It just isn't very quick.

The only other universal solvent is the theoretical alkahest of alchemy. Just like the Philosopher's stone, it never actually existed.