Will trade for a boob job

[monica1979]

This isn't exactly bad_riding material, but I think there is so much fail in this ad it deserves a feature here:

"TWO NICE PAINT GELDINGS HAS BEEN USED ON RANCH ANY ONE CAN RIDE KIDSAFE HUBBY SAFE WILLING TO TRADE ONE FOR BOOB JOB AND THE OTHER FOR LIPO MUST BE LIC MD WITH CLEAN CLINIC PLEASE HELP THANK YOU"

http://redding.craigslist.org/grd/3189052810.html