LOOOOOONG Entry

Feb 28, 2005 23:22

URRRGGGG!!! K this morning I got xtra pissed and had like a breakdown... like ahhhhh okay heres tha dealio yo. basically my little neighbor who r ummm 13 14ish I guess... came over and came in my room after I'd had a crapy day and was tired and did the following annoying and bratty things

1) Came into my room and didnt even say hi really
2) Started Screwing around on my computer
3) Put some annoying song on repeat
4) Looked at my buddy list and said "wow you dont have a lot of friends"
5) Took my gummies =( without asking
6) When I told said girl who took the gummies that she could have all the blue ones if she just saved me a few red ones she shoved them all in her mouth leaving me NONE
7) Absconded with my yearbook
8) They were basically lay on top of my homework and all my important papers
9) Ignored me in my own frickin room
10) Picked up a note that happened to be very private and started reading it
11) Joked about what was in said private notebook and laughed at me
12) Wouldn't leave
13) Ruined my day =(

Sigh but I feel better now....

OOOOH OOOH!!! I stole this from gaelen who apparently stole it from heather who stole it from gaea.com or whatever the fuck and I found it so humorous I had to fill it out =D!!!!!!!

Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with this message, here it is in full.

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing. √ wow my drawer is practically filled

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. not really

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. not really but I likes eyeliner + black nailpolish

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols. √ ANKHS!!!!!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!! HEY! Wait a second... ankh is an egyptian symbol for life... woah what the hell...

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. √

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) √

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. √ HA HA like everyone I know is weird if thats what you mean

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. √ woaaah raised by atheists buddy never go to church ever... or not atheists I guess non-religious I suppose is the word

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. √ MAGIC EEEE

-Takes drugs. the bible never said drugs r bad hee hee =D

-Drinks alcohol. √ psh not so much anymore but like seriously theres wine at church,

-Is suicidal and/or depressed. √

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) √ well i did

-Complains of boredom. √ zzzzz

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. √ ummm its called insomnia... not my fault... born this way =P

-Is excessively awake during the night. √ EEEEEE!!!!!

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) √ ewwww the sun sucks. i just dont want skin cancer man =D

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. √

-Spends large amounts of time alone. √ woahhh I bet there are tons of chritian kids that like being alone...

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) √ LOL!!! SPEAK TO EVIL SPIRITS!! =D!!! I'm just a noise-a-phobe (and a loud one at that)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. √

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. hee heee umm not really actually..

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home. √

-Eats excessively or too little. √ YAAAY BINGING!!! Ha I mean..

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. √ COUNT CHOCULA!?!?!?!?!? Wow that cracks me up... so I like chocolatey childrens cereals... and this means I worship the devil... how?

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
hmmm never done that but like blood actually tastes good at least I think so. Like if u ever get a cut in you mouth or on your finger or something?? ok nevermind...

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) √ I find that amusing

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.√ eeee video games

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. √

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. √ heee aaaahhh not so much but a bit I guess

-Dances to music in a provocative manner. √ hee hee that makes me laugh

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Nope but just about all of my friend are

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.√ Hinduism? Buddhism?? CULT RELIGIONS THAT WORSHIP SATAN?!?!? Ouch thats cold! Philosophy? What the fuck....

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". ha woe is me I'm a goth that makes me laugh

-Claims to be a goth. pshh no

Wow do you know what the sad part is??? I'm like not goth at all really dont think... I just happen to be a person who likes black, isn't religious, enjoys chocolately cereal, and has interesting friends. Geez PHILOSOPHY!?!?! Do they not want you to think? Woah... that scares me...

Hee Hee WOOOOAAHH LONG ASS ENTRY =D!
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