There are dangerous statements, and there are dangerous statements.

"I'm bored."

Mal is on the bridge. Captainly duties and all requiring it, of course. If by captainly duties you mean flipping on the boob tube Cortex and seeing what the somnambulant public was receiving today.

The plain-looking newscaster Serenity is picking up from god only knows which moon they're passing is relaying some drivel or other before Mal tunes in ( Read more... )

It's pretty easy to find Kaylee and Jayne New Year's morning, for Mal.

What's harder is to try and act nonchalant while walking into the spacious kitchen of Crowley's flat carrying multiple bags of presents.

Another dream. Another restless night. Another no-Inara night.

Another night in the kitchen, making coffee. He drinks more coffee than tea now.

"But I'll be here when you're done..."

The first conscious thought that occurs to Captain Reynolds is that he is very cold, and that this condition might be due to the fact he has no shirt on and is lying facedown on an examination table.

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Mal quickly attempts getting up - too quickly - and immediately falls back down ( Read more... )