I'm artistically challenged.
In ceramics we have to hand-build either a mug or a vase. I decided to make a 2-handled vase, but once the handles were attached I realized 'hey, this isn't a vase at all!' So, I'll be slapping a layer of gold glaze on my little creation and calling it a trophy, because that is exactly what it looks like. A demented, 2-handled trophy.