Ahahahaha!

[bad_darling]

*has just bought uber magic tomes and new shoes*

Hee! Oh, they're simply divine!

Now, to lay waste to the world with my magic and my fabulous fashion!

...but where to start...

Comments

[bigicedragon]

Ugh!! You!! If it weren't for the fact that I'm currently paralyzed, I'd go over there and rip your balls off!! If you have any!!

And why do you look better than me?! Ugh! Now I really want to smash your face in!

[bad_darling]

Oh, darling! You seem to be a bit...stunned.

>_>

*prods with foot*

Hee!

Honey, things that live under rocks look better than you.

[thelostsamurai]

Cool! Y-you c-can p-prod p-people w-w-with y-your f-f-f-oot f-f-from a-accross t-t-teh world!

[bad_darling]

Well, darling, I amaze myself sometimes! *grin*

And you are?

[thelostsamurai]

* Poke'mon Music Plays *

I am G-guy! T-training t-to b-be a S-swordmaster!!

* Holds up Pikasword! *

T-this i-is m-my f-friend, N-ninian! * Points to the paralyzed Ninian, who is paralyzed by Pikasword *

[bad_darling]

Darling...she's your friend? *look of horror* But...she's a half dragon! And suffers from permanent PMT rage. Why would you consider her a...friend?

[thelostsamurai]

B-because s-she i-is h-helping m-me f-find m-my k-itten a-and E-rija w-would b-b-be a-ang-gry if I h-hurt h-her a-and g-girls a-a-are always n-nice a-and r-racial d-d-disc-crimina-ation is b-b-bad s-s-o b-be n-nice t-to c-coordinators! =^_^=

[bad_darling]

...Erija? Coordinators? Racial discrimination? Darling, you gotta clear these things up for me.

[thelostsamurai]

Ooo...

E-erij-ja is N-ninian's c-c-cool h-husb-band w-who has n-ninj-ja powers a-a-and c-can b-beat e-everyone up!

C-coordinators a-are t-t-these u-ubar b-bishy m-morphs t-that f-f-f-ang-girls w-r-rite l-love s-stories a-about a-and a-are p-prettier t-than you!

[bad_darling]

...prettier...than...me?

...

*TWITCH*

[thelostsamurai]

* Breaks the 4th wall *

[bad_darling]

GET OUT OF OUR CRACK!RP. *sets fire to Kira*

Now, where were we, darling? Ah yes...

*TWITCH TWITCH*

This...cannot be allowed to continue...

[thelostsamurai]

[bad_darling]

There's no need for you to look so shocked, darling. It's your fault for invading our fun. *kicks for good measure*

So, Guy darling, tell me. Are there any others like this...ugly person.

[thelostsamurai]

S-sure!

(OOC: I'm too scared to look for anymore pictures! >_>;)

[bad_darling]

...I must kill them all...

((And with that, my timezone dictates that it is twenty past midnight, and I have school tomorrow. Stupid report cards. n_n;;

See you tomorrow! =)))