Ahahahaha!

[bad_darling]

*has just bought uber magic tomes and new shoes*

Hee! Oh, they're simply divine!

Now, to lay waste to the world with my magic and my fabulous fashion!

...but where to start...

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[married_magic]

* Is suddenly alarmed *

Are you serious!?

[bad_darling]

Of course, darling. I don't joke about how fabulous my shoes are.

[married_magic]

I doubt your ability to use the Divine Magic tome, if you are a double.

[bad_darling]

...no, darling. It's Elfire. The tome is Elfire, although its effect is simply divine!

Honestly, darling, you should honestly know these sort of things. And what do you mean double?

[married_magic]

I... See...

If you attempt to lay a finger on the innocent, something will be done to put an end to it.

[bad_darling]

Oh, darling, you're so boring!

Anyway, it is what's expected of me. I'm evil, see. I kill people and lay waste to villages. The only difference is that I look fabulous doing so.

[married_magic]

. . .

[bad_darling]

...darling! The smouldering anger look suits you SO well!

[married_magic]

(I should not listen to his harsh insults.)

Indeed... I will make sure that your killing spree is ended quickly!

[bad_darling]

Oh, darling. Do you really think you can? I mean, let's face it. I'm better than you with magic, and to be honest, I'm FAR prettier. You need to learn the meaning of "washing your hair", darling. And fast, hopefully.