So, darlings...

[bad_darling]

Hello...*grin*

Uh...well, darlings, I better make a start on perpetrating some evil. Oh, yes indeed!

*prances strides towards a random village*

...oh, wait!

*runs back to his lair of evil*

*runs back out wearing these*

Ahahahahahahaha!

*starts skipping striding again*

*wobbles slightly*

Comments

[bigicedragon]

MORPH MAN!! NINIAN SMASH MORPH MAN!!!!

...NINIAN LIKE TO KNOW WHY MORPH MAN WEAR HEELS BEFORE NINIAN SMASH, FIRST.

[bad_darling]

Darling! Oh, what big teeth you have!

Heels are just so IN this season, dear. You should consider getting some if they do size bajillion shoes! *grin*

[bigicedragon]

NINIAN NOT MORPH MAN DARLING!!!!

NINIAN NOT LIKE HEELS. NINIAN NOT LIKE CLOTHES, EITHER. MAKE NINIAN TOO HOT.

[bad_darling]

...uh...ok, dar-big dragon...

How about a LOVELY handbag! It'd be perfect to store your dead victim's skulls accessories! *manic grin of "DON'T EAT ME PLZ"*

[bigicedragon]

WHY NINIAN NEED BAG? NINIAN NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO CARRY EXCEPT PEOPLE. PEOPLE CAN'T FIT INTO BAGS UNLESS THEY GET BROKEN.

[bad_darling]

Uh...well, they'd match your eyes...*nervous backing away*

[thelostsamurai]

*tips over in frozen state*

(OOC: Whoh. Where did you come from!?)

[bad_darling]

...*prods with shoe* Oh, dear...

((I fell out of a tree. =D))

[thelostsamurai]

=Is completely helpless and is waiting on the ice dragon to pick him up again and carry him to his destination=

[bad_darling]

*continues prodding with shoe*

This is fun! *grin, prod*

[thelostsamurai]

*is crying inside, and you know it... Jerk.*