--It's okay I know my dream will come true

[bad_at_bat]

I gonna bring that dick down the next time I see him. This is like a wild fucking goose chase and someone is going to pay for it.

Fuck heads.

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[parasite_orchid]

Whose heads?

[bad_at_bat]

Everyone's.

[parasite_orchid]

Some might bite if you try and do that.

[bad_at_bat]

Then their going to loose their fucking teeth.

[parasite_orchid]

I never knew people had those.

[bad_at_bat]

Go read a book, smartass.

[parasite_orchid]

All I see is incisors, canines, premolars and molars. I should know, all the dentists complain I'll get cavities in each and every one of them.

You're fun, you know that? Do you have a name?

[bad_at_bat]

Oh really? Then maybe I should come over and show you where they are.

I'm just a bad girl, might as well call me by such.

[parasite_orchid]

I'd rather not trouble you. No reason to lose them faster than they say I am, anyhow.

That's so impersonal, not even a given name?

[bad_at_bat]

Smart man.

None. Don't get your hopes up for anything spectacular, pansy ass.

[parasite_orchid]

Call me Byakuran, Little Girl. I'm sure we can be good friends.

[bad_at_bat]

Fuck, your name sounds like it was smashed by a goddamn train.

Again, don't get your hopes up.

[parasite_orchid]

Oh? What do you mean by that? I don't mind nicknames if it's too long for conventional use.

I never said I was; you're just very amusing.

[bad_at_bat]

We'll stick with 'Fuck Face' then.

Uh-huh. You're about as dry as a flat beer.

[parasite_orchid]

How very... unique.

I don't think you're as bad as you say you are. That said, don't go all-out to prove me otherwise. It would just be predictable.

[bad_at_bat]

...

How flattering. You must be another cock-sucker too. Don't worry, Fuck Face, I'm not going anywhere right now,