I made it home so you better not fucking open your trap about anything, pansy ass.

That bastard last night.. I'll kick his sorry ass the next time I see him.

Spam, we're going to New York. Get your shit together.

I fucking love long weekends! It was so perfect, getting out my frustration like that. This moving you left hanging around ain't bad either, Spam.

I mean it's bad, but not at least kind of entertaining. I think I'd prefer SAW to this shit though, just because there isn't singing but whatever.

A few more drink then I'm out.

Fuck. I hate updating this piece of crap. So whatever, it was Saturday, right asshole? I'll even wear one of those pretty dresses you bought me, but that means you better buy me some drinks.

Spam, you didn't go off and die, did you?

There is no better god damned stress reliever then this! It's so much fun! I love weekends. Those fuckheads can come all they want now, it's a goddamned party. It's not my fault they couldn't make any good decisions in their life.

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I'll fucking kill you if you let out even a peep about shit like that and you better not have some retarded come back to that or I'll go down to your house and break you computer.

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I gonna bring that dick down the next time I see him. This is like a wild fucking goose chase and someone is going to pay for it.

Fuck heads.

Fuck work. I need a drink. I don't know where the fuck that asshole went, thinking he could pull a fast one or some shit like that but he better be fucking glad I went out of my way to wish him a merry Christmas.

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I fucking hate Mondays. I can't believe I got of bed just to listen to people bitch and moan all day long. Here's a word of advice for all of you pansies...

SUCK IT UP.

I'm going back to bed.

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Little red riding hood wants to go to the fucking party.

Who's going to take me?