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Name: Ron Fucking Swanson
Age: Probably mid-40s! Nick Offerman is 41.
Height: Manly
Weight: Burly
Medical Info: Sturdy! Got shot in the back of the head once. Possibly runs on red meat.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Physical Traits: hello ladies
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything!
Abilities: Hand-to-hand combat. Woodworking. Sleep-fighting. Eating. Shooting things. Stabbing things. Not writing memos.
Notes for the Psychics: STRONG LIBERTARIAN VALUES AND DREAMS OF STEAK
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Give me a heads up!
Maim/Murder/Death: no thank you 8<
Kissing/Hugging: Go for it.
Cooking: Grillin' like a villain!