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You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
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Your Taurus Drinking Style
You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede...
A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers.
Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world
This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no.
You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.Your Signature CocktailsEarly-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.Your Celebrity Drinking BuddiesBilly Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock.
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The True You
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies.You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.The hidden side of your personality tends to be reluctant to accept things as they are. And you are prone to think negatively.You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match.
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Your Porn Star Name is: Jack in the Box
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Your Stripper Name is: Topaz
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Your #1 Love Type: INFJ
The Protector
In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.
For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.
Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in.
However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.
Best matches: ENTP and ENFP
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Your Geek Profile:
Geekiness in Love: Highest
Movie Geekiness: Highest
Gamer Geekiness: High
Internet Geekiness: High
Music Geekiness: High
SciFi Geekiness: High
Academic Geekiness: Moderate
Fashion Geekiness: Moderate
General Geekiness: Low
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Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.
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