Stolen from inactivism .

Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next two to five sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

In the darkness two trembling hands met violently. The popcorn bag ( Read more... )

I really hate when I open my mouth to say something and it chomps my tender ass to pieces.

An example:

I became the dreaded SPOILER of my English class, today. That obnoxious son of a (or bitch, since, ya know, I'm a girl) who just has to ruin the ending for everyone else because she's not having fun. Hey, it's not far from the truth. But where I ( Read more... )