The Uncola
Welcome to international biting day. QUIT BITING EACH OTHER. It's not romantic any more. We don't need to be like the Aussies.
I can't believe the unrealism with which people write. WHAT YOU ARE DESCRIBING ARE ZOMBIES! When people are shambling around and biting you for no good reason, it means they're the living dead trying to feast upon your brains. If this were a real zombie emergency, you would all know that the creatures attempting to feast upon your flesh are zombies. You wouldn't talk about "I dunno what's going on." or "Why are people acting like this?". We're horror fans. Start acting like it and write believable stories when you try to blog about ZOMBIES attacking.
Your hoax is failure. Here's a better example:
I came into work today and notices a strange smell coming from the elevator shaft. When the door opened there was this zombie standing there. Seriously. Guy in a tattered suit, kinda pale, blood all over him, shambling around and moaning. Although I had already figured out this guy was a zombie, it sealed the deal when he lunged at me, mouth ajar. A pulled out my Smiff n' Wessen and blew his pansy zombie head off. Yeah. Eat it! So now I'm at work reviewing documentation. I hope they give us a little early leave so we can go kill more zombies. I'm missing all the fun.
There, that would be more realistic. Until then, you're all just lying to me!
And now, The Apocalypse Is Upon Us. My friends are all hoaxing me, and now so is the national news. If I can't trust the news media, all hope for this world is lost. Maybe the apocalypse is coming after all.
I can't believe the unrealism with which people write. WHAT YOU ARE DESCRIBING ARE ZOMBIES! When people are shambling around and biting you for no good reason, it means they're the living dead trying to feast upon your brains. If this were a real zombie emergency, you would all know that the creatures attempting to feast upon your flesh are zombies. You wouldn't talk about "I dunno what's going on." or "Why are people acting like this?". We're horror fans. Start acting like it and write believable stories when you try to blog about ZOMBIES attacking.
Your hoax is failure. Here's a better example:
I came into work today and notices a strange smell coming from the elevator shaft. When the door opened there was this zombie standing there. Seriously. Guy in a tattered suit, kinda pale, blood all over him, shambling around and moaning. Although I had already figured out this guy was a zombie, it sealed the deal when he lunged at me, mouth ajar. A pulled out my Smiff n' Wessen and blew his pansy zombie head off. Yeah. Eat it! So now I'm at work reviewing documentation. I hope they give us a little early leave so we can go kill more zombies. I'm missing all the fun.
There, that would be more realistic. Until then, you're all just lying to me!
And now, The Apocalypse Is Upon Us. My friends are all hoaxing me, and now so is the national news. If I can't trust the news media, all hope for this world is lost. Maybe the apocalypse is coming after all.