[voice] elle's life is a series of bad life decisions

[highvoltagegirl]

[Elle sounds upset and horrified. That's because … she is.]

Can one of you doctor morons come over here and help me? Something's… wrong. Really really wrong. [There's a rushed panic in her voice.]

I think I'm dying. And not like… ow I tripped on something and my foot really hurts dying, I'm actually dy--

[And then she screams and it cuts off. The moral of the story is don't eat that fucking green plant shit.]