001 (Video) Pissy Des is pissy
OKAY. Show of hands? Who wandered into the fucking cornfield. Don't be shy. Raise 'em up high where I can see 'em. Okay? Good. Now how many of you idiots actually ate from the cornfield?
....Uh-huh.
Do me a fucking favor and knock your head against something hard for me.
I don't care where you're from, what you used to do, or how many things you know how to do with an ear of corn, you don't fucking screw with these sons of bitches. This ain't Tinkerbell and her fairy pals you're dealing with and if something just appears outta nowhere, it's bad news. Get that through your skulls and maybe you'll actually survive out here. Solidarity and teamwork and whatever the hell you people are trying to spout is all well and good, but it ain't gonna amount to a hill of pimentos unless you get smart.
....Uh-huh.
Do me a fucking favor and knock your head against something hard for me.
I don't care where you're from, what you used to do, or how many things you know how to do with an ear of corn, you don't fucking screw with these sons of bitches. This ain't Tinkerbell and her fairy pals you're dealing with and if something just appears outta nowhere, it's bad news. Get that through your skulls and maybe you'll actually survive out here. Solidarity and teamwork and whatever the hell you people are trying to spout is all well and good, but it ain't gonna amount to a hill of pimentos unless you get smart.