((lol late mun is late))
Jet is a greedy brat and therefore he probably sucks at gifts, lol.
Wave: He's letting you borrow the airship to go take a nice trip someplace with Sonic, and he will not be there to cockblock. This one killed him a little inside.
Storm: You seem to be enoying that football team thing so he got you some cleats and a ball of your own to practice with. He might even play catch with you if the Christmas spirit is especially strong. Maybe.
The Holograms: Du-rags and gaudy dollar-store plastic bling. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Sonic: Scuba flippers.
Snake: A rubber snake, for the times when he needs to show people his non-gijinka form.
Samus: He put together a do-it-yourself restraining order kit, along with some lovely affirmations like "I don't need a man to complete me, nor do I need some kind of big turtle dude" and "I am a strong, independent woman." No, he does not actually know anything about Samus.
Bowser: A nice cardboard box house, complete with old newspaper bed. What more could a space hobo ask for?
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Hey, all the trouble that Fang guy caused?
You can count that towards Jet and The Holograms' marks.
Wave: He's letting you borrow the airship to go take a nice trip someplace with Sonic, and he will not be there to cockblock. This one killed him a little inside.
Storm: You seem to be enoying that football team thing so he got you some cleats and a ball of your own to practice with. He might even play catch with you if the Christmas spirit is especially strong. Maybe.
The Holograms: Du-rags and gaudy dollar-store plastic bling. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Sonic: Scuba flippers.
Snake: A rubber snake, for the times when he needs to show people his non-gijinka form.
Samus: He put together a do-it-yourself restraining order kit, along with some lovely affirmations like "I don't need a man to complete me, nor do I need some kind of big turtle dude" and "I am a strong, independent woman." No, he does not actually know anything about Samus.
Bowser: A nice cardboard box house, complete with old newspaper bed. What more could a space hobo ask for?
--
Hey, all the trouble that Fang guy caused?
You can count that towards Jet and The Holograms' marks.