Question #4
"Do You Shave?" *nudge, nudge... wink, wink*
Oh, fuck you buddy. What is men's compulsion to have a woman who looks her age up top, but looks like a prepubescent girl downstairs? I get the whole "ooh it's smooth". But don't we have enough to shave/remove? Let's see... I got my legs, my armpits, and that's a good enough square footage for me. Then there's other women who shave their arms, their lip hair. Then there's eyebrow tweezing, let's not forget that. So in the grand scheme of things, we fucking remove enough hair. Our eyebrows, eyelashes, and head hair is the only hair we're supposed to have now. *snort* I think fucking not guys.
Pubic hair is part of being a woman, deal with it. If men can have hairy EVERYTHING, they do not have the right to rub our legs and go "hey, honey, you missed a spot". This coming from a men, which normally grow hair out their ears, nose, and on their balls. You shave your balls smooth, and keep them that way, then we can talk. You get your choice men. You can nick them with a razor and get red shaving bumps (and deal with the itch when the hair grows back), rip the hairs out with hot wax, or use the lovely burning sensation of Nair. Like I said, your choice. After that, you can ask me if I shave.
Now I'm not saying let's let it grow wild or free, you can't do that with any hair, not even the stuff on your head. I'll trim and shave around the edges around the area just as general upkeep, but there's no way I'm dealing with the hassle of keeping it smooth as a five year old down there. Hell fucking no.
Quote from a glamour magazine: "a mobster... laments that the bigest societal change he's noticed is 'broads shavin' their bushes.' His description of the local strip club: 'It's like the Girl Scouts in here!'" Well put.