spread the joy
Well, I wasn't going to get on the computer while I was here...but it's a rainy day, and Papa fell asleep in his chair..everyone else is in the attic playing dolls (including my little brother..hmmm...). So I no longer have anyone to talk unless you include all of these cats, GOODNESS there are a lot of cats here, not that I talk to them..but anyway, I really do have something to post from the other day when I packed for seven hours straight, or maybe just had an away message for that long:
Auto response from tildaylightcomes: packing...mmhmm
yellawrangler87: mmhmmm???
yellawrangler87: lets think of what that really means
yellawrangler87: My Monkey Hit Martha's Munchkin Misfits
yellawrangler87: so really you said, "packing...my monkey hit martha's munchkin misfits"??
yellawrangler87: well thats weird
yellawrangler87: when did you get a monkey?
yellawrangler87: how did you find martha's munchkin mistfits?
yellawrangler87: now you know how martha stewart got all her stuff down
yellawrangler87: done*
yellawrangler87: and why she had waist high counters everywhere
yellawrangler87: you see...
yellawrangler87: those "counters" are really tunnels...
yellawrangler87: and the munchkin misfits run through them
yellawrangler87: and drop off all the wonderful finished products that they made
yellawrangler87: yes the munchkin misfits make it all
yellawrangler87: and one day
yellawrangler87: the misfits got made at martha
yellawrangler87: cause she kept taking credit for all their wonderful work
yellawrangler87: so they took her down
yellawrangler87: and "martha" really has been 3 munchkin misfits inside a martha robot
yellawrangler87: and then they got really greedy
yellawrangler87: and tried to steal everyones money
yellawrangler87: and that is why...
yellawrangler87: they are in jail
yellawrangler87: but only 3 of them...
yellawrangler87: the rest of the munchkins are still in munchkin misfit land
yellawrangler87: and that is why the martha corperation is still going...
yellawrangler87: now you know all the secrets
yellawrangler87: Let us see
yellawrangler87: what deep meaning could that have?
yellawrangler87: hmm
yellawrangler87: I don't really know
yellawrangler87: I will keep pondering on it...
yellawrangler87: ponder ponder
Auto response from tildaylightcomes: packing...mmhmm
yellawrangler87: o jeez
yellawrangler87: back to the monkey eh?
yellawrangler87: you better come back...
yellawrangler87: before I start talking about martha
yellawrangler87: and her munchkin 3
...
yellawrangler87: maybe so
yellawrangler87: what if I....
yellawrangler87: put panty hose on my head
yellawrangler87: with 2 oranges
yellawrangler87: and put the oranges over my eyes
yellawrangler87: and ran around saying...
yellawrangler87: I AM A BUG!
yellawrangler87: HAHAHA!
yellawrangler87: what would you think then?
yellawrangler87: o man...now that was rude
yellawrangler87: I definatly just gave you one of the funniest images ever
yellawrangler87: and you signed off
yellawrangler87: 11:11 MAKE A WISH!
tildaylightcomes: Oh my holy goodness...
yellawrangler87: o it is 11:12 now
yellawrangler87: sorry
yellawrangler87: you lost
yellawrangler87: but did you get my message??
yellawrangler87: about becoming a bug?
...
yellawrangler87: "I AM A BUG!"
yellawrangler87: be a bug...
yellawrangler87: become one with your bugginess
yellawrangler87: it is hard to find the inner bug
yellawrangler87: almost as hard to find the whore species
yellawrangler87: and there are only a select few who can dig deep enough and find it
yellawrangler87: I shall teach all how to find those 2 key elements to becoming a better you
yellawrangler87: that will be my gift to the world
yellawrangler87: and when I die
yellawrangler87: and go to hell
yellawrangler87: everyone will stand at my funeral
yellawrangler87: and say
yellawrangler87: SHE TAUGHT ME TO FIND MY INNER WHORE SPECIES
yellawrangler87: or...
yellawrangler87: I LEARNED FROM THIS GREAT WOMAN TO FIND MY INNER BUG
yellawrangler87: *hence he has 2 limes over his eyes and panty hose over his head*
yellawrangler87: yes....
yellawrangler87: o the joy I shall bring
I hope everyone else gets as much amusement out of that as I did...Have a nice Thanksgiving everyone :)
oh, and I can sleep here! You have no idea how wonderful that is..
Auto response from tildaylightcomes: packing...mmhmm
yellawrangler87: mmhmmm???
yellawrangler87: lets think of what that really means
yellawrangler87: My Monkey Hit Martha's Munchkin Misfits
yellawrangler87: so really you said, "packing...my monkey hit martha's munchkin misfits"??
yellawrangler87: well thats weird
yellawrangler87: when did you get a monkey?
yellawrangler87: how did you find martha's munchkin mistfits?
yellawrangler87: now you know how martha stewart got all her stuff down
yellawrangler87: done*
yellawrangler87: and why she had waist high counters everywhere
yellawrangler87: you see...
yellawrangler87: those "counters" are really tunnels...
yellawrangler87: and the munchkin misfits run through them
yellawrangler87: and drop off all the wonderful finished products that they made
yellawrangler87: yes the munchkin misfits make it all
yellawrangler87: and one day
yellawrangler87: the misfits got made at martha
yellawrangler87: cause she kept taking credit for all their wonderful work
yellawrangler87: so they took her down
yellawrangler87: and "martha" really has been 3 munchkin misfits inside a martha robot
yellawrangler87: and then they got really greedy
yellawrangler87: and tried to steal everyones money
yellawrangler87: and that is why...
yellawrangler87: they are in jail
yellawrangler87: but only 3 of them...
yellawrangler87: the rest of the munchkins are still in munchkin misfit land
yellawrangler87: and that is why the martha corperation is still going...
yellawrangler87: now you know all the secrets
yellawrangler87: Let us see
yellawrangler87: what deep meaning could that have?
yellawrangler87: hmm
yellawrangler87: I don't really know
yellawrangler87: I will keep pondering on it...
yellawrangler87: ponder ponder
Auto response from tildaylightcomes: packing...mmhmm
yellawrangler87: o jeez
yellawrangler87: back to the monkey eh?
yellawrangler87: you better come back...
yellawrangler87: before I start talking about martha
yellawrangler87: and her munchkin 3
...
yellawrangler87: maybe so
yellawrangler87: what if I....
yellawrangler87: put panty hose on my head
yellawrangler87: with 2 oranges
yellawrangler87: and put the oranges over my eyes
yellawrangler87: and ran around saying...
yellawrangler87: I AM A BUG!
yellawrangler87: HAHAHA!
yellawrangler87: what would you think then?
yellawrangler87: o man...now that was rude
yellawrangler87: I definatly just gave you one of the funniest images ever
yellawrangler87: and you signed off
yellawrangler87: 11:11 MAKE A WISH!
tildaylightcomes: Oh my holy goodness...
yellawrangler87: o it is 11:12 now
yellawrangler87: sorry
yellawrangler87: you lost
yellawrangler87: but did you get my message??
yellawrangler87: about becoming a bug?
...
yellawrangler87: "I AM A BUG!"
yellawrangler87: be a bug...
yellawrangler87: become one with your bugginess
yellawrangler87: it is hard to find the inner bug
yellawrangler87: almost as hard to find the whore species
yellawrangler87: and there are only a select few who can dig deep enough and find it
yellawrangler87: I shall teach all how to find those 2 key elements to becoming a better you
yellawrangler87: that will be my gift to the world
yellawrangler87: and when I die
yellawrangler87: and go to hell
yellawrangler87: everyone will stand at my funeral
yellawrangler87: and say
yellawrangler87: SHE TAUGHT ME TO FIND MY INNER WHORE SPECIES
yellawrangler87: or...
yellawrangler87: I LEARNED FROM THIS GREAT WOMAN TO FIND MY INNER BUG
yellawrangler87: *hence he has 2 limes over his eyes and panty hose over his head*
yellawrangler87: yes....
yellawrangler87: o the joy I shall bring
I hope everyone else gets as much amusement out of that as I did...Have a nice Thanksgiving everyone :)
oh, and I can sleep here! You have no idea how wonderful that is..