Logan had it coming.

Oct 19, 2005 07:19

I can say/write/whatever this for the rest of my life, but it'll never reach the Plot Weasels' ears:

If you're going to have Brian Bloom/Rita Moreno/Gale Harold on an episode of SVU, please, for the love of UST, use your natural resource and give them (hawt) scenes with Chris Meloni! Don't be a fandom tease; give us slash sluts what we want!

I... All I can remember from last night's ep is that Oliviais a transsexual hooker who favors Pucci knock-offs and fuck-me boots; Fin's son is cute (though not like Betty's son on DH) but doesn't look good in undercover Malcolm X frames; CCH Pounder's day job is a million times better than her hair; and a soul patch can make a hot man kinda ugly (I'm looking at you, Dreamy Eyes!). Oh, and all the homos are out to kill the breeders. They plan to spread AIDS by kissing all the straight people! Yeah, good times: "Tonight's episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit is brought to you in part by the Repubican Right, with additional funding provided by Fred Phelps, Pat Buchanan, Clear Channel, and the city of Irvine, California."

Some screencaps from Veronica Mars episode 203, "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang":

OT: Anyone else not feel the love for the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"? Really, what the hell was it about? Old cars and Nazis? WTF? And why is it played at Thanksgiving?


I can't tell if it's my monitor or the video I downloaded, but these pics turned out darker than normal so I tweaked them in PS. I mean, this particular ep wasn't brightly lit, except for Big Dick's Grand Escape, but indoor shots shouldn't be that dark.



"Everything reminds me of him." Logan claims to have lost his appetite after catching a peek of V/D, but viewers know it's really because he misses Weevil.



Duncan's been down that road before. "Bitch, please. You won't let anyone get close to you, so they either die or run back to their ex."



"Logan is jealous? Exxxxcellent!"



"All the girls love unicorns! Even the bitches, like Jackie!"



"Aww, but Dad! Look at how cute they are, with ther wittle horns and sparkly eyes and skin. How can you call them ugly?" [I can't stop laughing at the look on her face.]



Okay, is it the angle of this shot, or does it look like something's off about Little Dick's eyes? Also, he's the love child of Owen Wilson and Stephen Baldwin.





Okay, the boyfight was lame, but the "I love you! Pity Me!"/"Your dad killed my sister and now my dad is married to the President!" scene was good.

And, just because she proves that women in their mid-30s are hot:



One VM question: any theories as to why Duncan is mainly shot from his right side? (With the exception of that one pic above, of course.) Is he insecure about one side of his face, like Mariah Carey?

boyfight aftermath, svu = letdown, fandom orgy

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