15 Secrets
1) I only pretend to like you. You're not funny most times, everyone just humors you. You have an attitude problem - you think you're all high and mighty - and you think that everyone cares what you have to say, because you are you and you're always right. Well.. guess what.. the secret is out... get off your high horse.
2) It would never work, we're best off staying as friends.
3) I've had a crush on you since high school, but until I met Rob the crush is no longer there.
4) You're a great person, really. But you just.. don't shut up.
5) Some professional help is needed.
6) You are always there for me <333
7) Bitch! I'm jealous :*
8) He will not change for you. Get it through your thick desperate head! You piss me off so much about it, that I can't even talk to you without you mentioning his name and I can't believe you are too fucking stupid to realize that you're wasting your time and everyone who knows you thinks the same.
9) You were alright when I first met you, but now you're just creepy and a perv.
10) Back in the day when I was single... I was kinda disappointed you didnt ask me out that night :/
11) I can't help it if im thin and you're a tank. But to put me down to uplift your self esteem is not cool. Whatever helps you sleep at night.. but we all know im the better looking one ^.^
12) Sometimes.. you make me uncomfortable.
13) You're so fucking dramatic and there is no need for it. You're life isnt a god damn soap opera... get over yourself.
14) SHAVE GOD DAMNIT!
15) Ever since you got a gf.. you've completly ignored me. We used to be so close.. shared everything, talked about everything, etc. Now.. its like you don't even exist. At least I have the decentcy to message you, but you don't have any fucking time to say hi? I almost cut you out of my life, but I didn't. I guess im still waiting for those "good times" to one day return.