Part CCCIII - His hair could not conceal his growing excitement!

[babb_chronicles]

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What the Bloody hell Malfoy? - She is mad. ouh shit I’m died.
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Ouh God Malfoy spill it out?!! - That really started to piss me off - IwantUtoBeMyVacationSecretFriend- He was red as bee
*At least after war my family well mostly my father have changed he wants me to “bright up” family name, shish Like I care about it everyone hates me anyway

Comments

[cheryl_bites]

ouh shit I’m died.

Oh, not again! This is going to be one of those days.

- IwantUtoBeMyVacationSecretFriend-

Did anyone else think this was his chat room handle?

I took my PC and went to Astronomy tower, that’s the only place I can reach Web, in here,

Spot the number of mistakes in this sentence. (Actually, is that how wireless internet works? It gets you better reception for your dongle? If so, I take that part back. The rest is still wrong.)

it was a long time a year ago of potter got missin and deaded.
(but peopl not kno a dead but is missin but he did it deadd)
and a sadly ron got up on a train to rode hogwerts.
him do no freinds now becuz hermine is a loser drop out hogwersts.
he take a breathes of sad and sleep.

This looks like a blues song to me. I don't know why.

What they did not know, because they had not been paying attention in Snape’s potion class, that gillyweed was an afrodiasiac.Assuming that's meant to be "aphrodisiac" and not a tribute to an ancient song by Powder... who else can see the flaw in this plan? "

[of_polyhymnia]

Harry moved closer and licked the warm, red liquid off of Draco’s two blushing pilgrims.

Please, please tell me "pilgrims" is a spell checker correction for an awful mangling of "palms".

It's actually (I know, I can't believe it either) a Shakespeare reference.

Romeo:If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

[cheryl_bites]

Good god!! They must be studying it at school. Well, needless to say, I thought it meant testicles. *Hides*

[stage_zip]

You were right in your presumption. Can you honestly say it's not too much to ask to actually believe that this person used a Shakespearean reference. Comfort yourself with the thought that it didn't really work anyway.

[ija_ijewna]

This looks like a blues song to me. I don't know why.

:-) Hmm. May I be of some assistance? Looks like an attempt of a decent filk for "American Pie", but sadly it degenerates out of rhythm.

...A long, long time ago
I can still remember
Bad fiction used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
I'd make the words do chicken dance
And, maybe, I's be happy for a while...

[cheryl_bites]

XD Your version, as usual, was better. *Bows*

[shyfoxling]

(Actually, is that how wireless internet works? It gets you better reception for your dongle? If so, I take that part back. The rest is still wrong.)

Only if it were satellite internet and he was trying to get a better line of sight on the satellite. Otherwise you want to be closer to point of signal broadcast, which could be higher if it happens to be above you (like on the next floor up), but it's not like a radio signal.

Heheh. you said "dongle". (I know what it is in this context, but still. *is twelve*)