ah furgot

[b_2tha_izzo]

1.i got 5 stitches

2. a mexican cook at work asked me out, in spanish. the language barrier is not an issue for him.

3. jose the crazy manager asked me if i had a gun at home and then asked me to bring it, along with about 10 bullets so he could shoot all the cooks and some of the waiters.

that is all

Comments

[minxymistress]

a mexican cook asked you out??!!!

AWEESOMEEEE!!
you're so in

[minxymistress]

oh jose...
whAht are you tinking?

nooo!!!

[dannyhazard]

don't be an accessory to murder!

i've regretted it to this day...