ah furgot

[b_2tha_izzo]

1.i got 5 stitches

2. a mexican cook at work asked me out, in spanish. the language barrier is not an issue for him.

3. jose the crazy manager asked me if i had a gun at home and then asked me to bring it, along with about 10 bullets so he could shoot all the cooks and some of the waiters.

that is all