The way that "the Ponz" died in Clone high. For those of you who are obviously not as cultured as myself, I shall explain. The Ponz decided littering was cool, and made everyone litter using his amazing influence. Then one day, a gust of ironic wind blew all the papers up off the groud, giving hima series of paper cuts. Then a bag flew on top of his head, and he tripped, fell over onto a bottle, hit his head on said bottle, and drowned to death with his own blood that collected in the bag. That's how I plan to die, anyways.
Dammit. I was going to describe a disgusting and humiliating way to die that would simply give people things to talk about for months, but that has got to trump everything.
Re: Clone HighsnicketgalJuly 27 2006, 23:05:44 UTC
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel inadequate. Here: Tell your horribley disgusting way to die, and I'll just instruct everybody not to read mine.
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(OK, maybe not 'well,' Mr. Update-Once-Every-Two-Months Heintz, but alive! And posting new paints! ZOMG!)
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The Ponz decided littering was cool, and made everyone litter using his amazing influence. Then one day, a gust of ironic wind blew all the papers up off the groud, giving hima series of paper cuts. Then a bag flew on top of his head, and he tripped, fell over onto a bottle, hit his head on said bottle, and drowned to death with his own blood that collected in the bag.
That's how I plan to die, anyways.
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Here: Tell your horribley disgusting way to die, and I'll just instruct everybody not to read mine.
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One day I might gorge myself to death at Taco Bell.
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