Paint no. 396

Jul 27, 2006 04:14

A completely and totally for-real update! Little to no fronting involved ( Read more... )

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hidethe_cutlery July 27 2006, 09:52:21 UTC
kicked in the mouth by a duck, but you had a loose tooth and you swallow it and it shreds up your intestines and you die.

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firstday_icthus July 27 2006, 11:00:12 UTC
In the words of my friend Ralphie: By suddenly bursting into flame.

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anonymous July 27 2006, 12:49:08 UTC
From a heart attack of utter exuberance and total surprise that AZWP is, in fact, alive and well.

(OK, maybe not 'well,' Mr. Update-Once-Every-Two-Months Heintz, but alive! And posting new paints! ZOMG!)

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Clone High snicketgal July 27 2006, 13:12:14 UTC
The way that "the Ponz" died in Clone high. For those of you who are obviously not as cultured as myself, I shall explain.
The Ponz decided littering was cool, and made everyone litter using his amazing influence. Then one day, a gust of ironic wind blew all the papers up off the groud, giving hima series of paper cuts. Then a bag flew on top of his head, and he tripped, fell over onto a bottle, hit his head on said bottle, and drowned to death with his own blood that collected in the bag.
That's how I plan to die, anyways.

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Re: Clone High zedstar July 27 2006, 14:17:30 UTC
Dammit. I was going to describe a disgusting and humiliating way to die that would simply give people things to talk about for months, but that has got to trump everything.

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Re: Clone High snicketgal July 27 2006, 23:05:44 UTC
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel inadequate.
Here: Tell your horribley disgusting way to die, and I'll just instruct everybody not to read mine.

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Re: Clone High zedstar July 27 2006, 23:52:26 UTC
No, no. I think I shall just leave it. The Clone High one is just too good to let go.

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parasytestuie July 27 2006, 13:42:12 UTC
LOL! Great update!

One day I might gorge myself to death at Taco Bell.

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