The way that "the Ponz" died in Clone high. For those of you who are obviously not as cultured as myself, I shall explain. The Ponz decided littering was cool, and made everyone litter using his amazing influence. Then one day, a gust of ironic wind blew all the papers up off the groud, giving hima series of paper cuts. Then a bag flew on top of his head, and he tripped, fell over onto a bottle, hit his head on said bottle, and drowned to death with his own blood that collected in the bag. That's how I plan to die, anyways.
Dammit. I was going to describe a disgusting and humiliating way to die that would simply give people things to talk about for months, but that has got to trump everything.
Re: Clone HighsnicketgalJuly 27 2006, 23:05:44 UTC
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel inadequate. Here: Tell your horribley disgusting way to die, and I'll just instruct everybody not to read mine.
Re: Clone HighsnicketgalJuly 27 2006, 23:07:04 UTC
Did it?! I must admit, it's been a few months since I've seen the show, but I don't remember a juicebox. Hmm... this calls for investigation, you wouldn't happen to have some sort of detectives hat I could...you know, borrow.
Re: Clone HighsnicketgalJuly 28 2006, 16:37:25 UTC
im not sure about the juice box, but i do remember one of those plastic 6 pack ring.. things.. getting caught on his hands (or was it feet?) so her couldnt move.
The Ponz decided littering was cool, and made everyone litter using his amazing influence. Then one day, a gust of ironic wind blew all the papers up off the groud, giving hima series of paper cuts. Then a bag flew on top of his head, and he tripped, fell over onto a bottle, hit his head on said bottle, and drowned to death with his own blood that collected in the bag.
That's how I plan to die, anyways.
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Here: Tell your horribley disgusting way to die, and I'll just instruct everybody not to read mine.
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I must agree, that was at least up in the top ten deaths.
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I must admit, it's been a few months since I've seen the show, but I don't remember a juicebox.
Hmm... this calls for investigation, you wouldn't happen to have some sort of detectives hat I could...you know, borrow.
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god damn, i miss that show.
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