best horoscope ever
this amused me to no end:
"After a hectic weekend, you're in need of some serious lovin', so saddle up for a romp around the bedroom. Tuesday is your day to knock out that to-do list. Make things more interesting by rewarding yourself with a sexual to-do list afterward. You'll find yourself feeling nostalgic on Wednesday. Take time to mull over old photos of exes, but don't dwell. Dwelling is for suckers, and you'll never know what you didn't have until you try someone new. Friday's New Moon is the perfect opportunity to do just that. If you're already in a relationship, starting Friday, it's only going to get better."
have another date with the new number boy on friday, we'll call him LB, for light beer
"After a hectic weekend, you're in need of some serious lovin', so saddle up for a romp around the bedroom. Tuesday is your day to knock out that to-do list. Make things more interesting by rewarding yourself with a sexual to-do list afterward. You'll find yourself feeling nostalgic on Wednesday. Take time to mull over old photos of exes, but don't dwell. Dwelling is for suckers, and you'll never know what you didn't have until you try someone new. Friday's New Moon is the perfect opportunity to do just that. If you're already in a relationship, starting Friday, it's only going to get better."
have another date with the new number boy on friday, we'll call him LB, for light beer