My B-day & part 2 of Wicked!
I am now officially 18! WOOT!
Amanda gave me SLAYERS VIDEOS! MUCH REJOICING!
And since you've all been awesome, here be part 2 of the Wicked parody! Shorter than the last installment, but it's something. Usual warnings, language, innuendo and book-based judgements, proceed at your own risk.
PART TWO:
GALINDA: OMG I'm living with the outcast!
ELPHABA: OMG I'm living with the dumb blonde!
ELPHABA & GALINDA: This sucks! "What is this feeling?" It is the deep hatred I feel for you! I h8te you so much, yet have no desire to get in a catfight just yet so I'll make faces at you! MACAW!!!!
STUDENTS: Why are we here? What is our point in this number?
DIRECTOR JOE MANTELLO: Just stick to the script bitches.
STUDENTS: Okay. Hey Galinda! Let's tell you how much we love you again, because the audience clearly doesn't understand that concept yet! And we'd kill that icky green thing if we could!
GALINDA *bats eyes and swishes hair*: Oh, don't be so mean, we must accept what challenges come to us with grace and beauty! *anime sparkles*
95% OF AUDIENCE: We love Galinda too because she's so funny!
PEEPS WITH BRAIN-CELLS: Oy veh.
ELPHABA & GALINDA: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
FEM-SLASHERS: YAY!!!! ELPHABA/GALINDA OTP!!!!!
AUDIENCE: But . . . they hate each other.
FEM-SLASHERS: The strongest love always begins with hate!
AUDIENCE: 0_o?
DR. DILLAMOND: Okay students, baaa, let's all pay attention to my baaa foreshadowing class material baaa so that you can all ignore it to prove what ignorant teenagers you are.
95% OF AUDIENCE: Ha ha! He's a goat so he makes goat noises! That's funny! We're so happy! And stupid!
GALINDA: Blah blah blah, oppression, who cares? Let's talk about how pretty and witty I am!
STUDENTS: Yay!
ELPHABA: Doesn't anyone else see the relevance of this topic, as Animals are being oppressed right now?
STUDENTS: Wow, what a geek. CARING about stuff. That freak.
GALINDA: Oh don't mind her, she's just GREEN with envy!
95% OF AUDIENCE : Wow, we love Galinda because she's so smart!
PEOPLE WITH BRAIN-CELLS: Dear God help us all.
ELPHABA: Grrr, I show spunk and caring for the underdog! I am so nonconformist yet so nice and non-threatening!
95% OF AUDIENCE: Awww, but we still love Elphaba for being spunky but nice!
GALINDA: Grrr . . . you anger me.
THE BLACKBOARD: OMGWTF!!!!010!!!!11!!!!TEH RACIZT!!!!!!
DR. DILLAMOND: I am so baaa shocked by this horrible baaa racist display! It's so baaaddd because it's racist! Racism is baaadddd!
THE AUTHOR: No shit Sherlock.
SCRIPT-WRITER WINNIE HOLZMAN: Wow, look at my deep messages! I'm so deep!
GREGORY MACGUIRE (bitch-slaps Winnie): Stop being such a poser biyotch.
ELPHABA: Why is no one else concerned about this?
STUDENTS: Duh, it's a TEACHER idiot. We hate you even more for having stupid FEELINGS.
ELPHABA: I must further establish my thirst for justice by befriending the poor unloved goatman!
DR. DILLAMOND: Oh thank you dear baaa Elphaba, one who is not baaa unnecessarily amused by my baaa constant unnecessary baaa-ing.
95% OF AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha! He just baa-ed again! This is so funny!
DR. DILLAMOND: And since you seem baaa to be the only one here baaa with brain cells, I must tell you that baaa, Animals are being persecuted all over Oz! This is "Something Baaaad!!"
THE AUTHOR: This song is "Something Pointless!"
MADAME MORRIBLE: Oh dear! You're still here Miss Elphaba! I would've thought you'd be on your way to my class by now if you wanted to meet Da Wizard, so run along OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND USE IT AS A XYLOPHONE.
ELPHABA & DR. DILLAMOND: *stares.*
MADAME MORRIBLE: er . . . Oh! Did you just see that? My, er, new change-of-personality spell is a success! Yes!
ELPHABA: Er, sure. Thank you Dr. Dillamond for being an inspiring father-figure to me!
DR. DILLAMOND: I am? Dammit, those guys don't last long!
SIRIUS & OBI-WAN: Tell me about it.
Amanda gave me SLAYERS VIDEOS! MUCH REJOICING!
And since you've all been awesome, here be part 2 of the Wicked parody! Shorter than the last installment, but it's something. Usual warnings, language, innuendo and book-based judgements, proceed at your own risk.
PART TWO:
GALINDA: OMG I'm living with the outcast!
ELPHABA: OMG I'm living with the dumb blonde!
ELPHABA & GALINDA: This sucks! "What is this feeling?" It is the deep hatred I feel for you! I h8te you so much, yet have no desire to get in a catfight just yet so I'll make faces at you! MACAW!!!!
STUDENTS: Why are we here? What is our point in this number?
DIRECTOR JOE MANTELLO: Just stick to the script bitches.
STUDENTS: Okay. Hey Galinda! Let's tell you how much we love you again, because the audience clearly doesn't understand that concept yet! And we'd kill that icky green thing if we could!
GALINDA *bats eyes and swishes hair*: Oh, don't be so mean, we must accept what challenges come to us with grace and beauty! *anime sparkles*
95% OF AUDIENCE: We love Galinda too because she's so funny!
PEEPS WITH BRAIN-CELLS: Oy veh.
ELPHABA & GALINDA: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
FEM-SLASHERS: YAY!!!! ELPHABA/GALINDA OTP!!!!!
AUDIENCE: But . . . they hate each other.
FEM-SLASHERS: The strongest love always begins with hate!
AUDIENCE: 0_o?
DR. DILLAMOND: Okay students, baaa, let's all pay attention to my baaa foreshadowing class material baaa so that you can all ignore it to prove what ignorant teenagers you are.
95% OF AUDIENCE: Ha ha! He's a goat so he makes goat noises! That's funny! We're so happy! And stupid!
GALINDA: Blah blah blah, oppression, who cares? Let's talk about how pretty and witty I am!
STUDENTS: Yay!
ELPHABA: Doesn't anyone else see the relevance of this topic, as Animals are being oppressed right now?
STUDENTS: Wow, what a geek. CARING about stuff. That freak.
GALINDA: Oh don't mind her, she's just GREEN with envy!
95% OF AUDIENCE : Wow, we love Galinda because she's so smart!
PEOPLE WITH BRAIN-CELLS: Dear God help us all.
ELPHABA: Grrr, I show spunk and caring for the underdog! I am so nonconformist yet so nice and non-threatening!
95% OF AUDIENCE: Awww, but we still love Elphaba for being spunky but nice!
GALINDA: Grrr . . . you anger me.
THE BLACKBOARD: OMGWTF!!!!010!!!!11!!!!TEH RACIZT!!!!!!
DR. DILLAMOND: I am so baaa shocked by this horrible baaa racist display! It's so baaaddd because it's racist! Racism is baaadddd!
THE AUTHOR: No shit Sherlock.
SCRIPT-WRITER WINNIE HOLZMAN: Wow, look at my deep messages! I'm so deep!
GREGORY MACGUIRE (bitch-slaps Winnie): Stop being such a poser biyotch.
ELPHABA: Why is no one else concerned about this?
STUDENTS: Duh, it's a TEACHER idiot. We hate you even more for having stupid FEELINGS.
ELPHABA: I must further establish my thirst for justice by befriending the poor unloved goatman!
DR. DILLAMOND: Oh thank you dear baaa Elphaba, one who is not baaa unnecessarily amused by my baaa constant unnecessary baaa-ing.
95% OF AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha! He just baa-ed again! This is so funny!
DR. DILLAMOND: And since you seem baaa to be the only one here baaa with brain cells, I must tell you that baaa, Animals are being persecuted all over Oz! This is "Something Baaaad!!"
THE AUTHOR: This song is "Something Pointless!"
MADAME MORRIBLE: Oh dear! You're still here Miss Elphaba! I would've thought you'd be on your way to my class by now if you wanted to meet Da Wizard, so run along OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND USE IT AS A XYLOPHONE.
ELPHABA & DR. DILLAMOND: *stares.*
MADAME MORRIBLE: er . . . Oh! Did you just see that? My, er, new change-of-personality spell is a success! Yes!
ELPHABA: Er, sure. Thank you Dr. Dillamond for being an inspiring father-figure to me!
DR. DILLAMOND: I am? Dammit, those guys don't last long!
SIRIUS & OBI-WAN: Tell me about it.