i swear to god i'm through with this.
Random things:
1. Hitting on people is time-consuming, holy shit. Or maybe it's that I'm doing a lot of it all at once, when I basically never have before, ever. Either way, holy shit. Time-consuming.
2. SPN season 2 gag reel (it's the best one, don't even front). Which I have to watch at least three times in a row whenever it comes up.
Dude, seriously, I wish I could watch it with you, so that I could explain why Jared has a cast on from :30-:58, and why Jensen-as-Dean is trying to say "Croatian" or possibly "crawfish," and why it's hilarious that Jensen flubs his line at 2:45, and the Team Padalecki thong underwear, and how much I adore the "argument" at 4:00, and why "I love you, Kim" is hearbreaking now, and how hoooooot the rock/paper/scissors bit is (height difference and "agin" omfg), and the window latch, and Jared smacking Jensen's ass (no explanation, just italics), and that the chick at 6:50 can't put her hand on Jensen's face because she's blinded by Demonic Contact Lenses. And I would probably make a lot of incoherent noises about Jensen's face and Jared's--I don't even know what it is about that kid, honestly (well. Other than his shapely butt).
I'd probably also say, "Hi. I'm Jensen Ackles. You may remember me from..." and burst into laughter about nineteen times in a row. Because it's funny.
(Yeah. I'm pretty obnoxious on the internet. Sry!)
3. I'm going to bang out the Shannon fic and just do it and it will be done and angsty and horrible and everyone will hate me. I just--I can't stand girl!Patrick fics where everything is wonderful and heterofantastic and no one ever gives her any shit for being stocky and short and wearing glasses and preferring to play an instrument during shows instead of interact with the crowd. Ugh. Whatever. Never mind me and my realism issues.
4. The monthly inconvenience came, huzzah (that's the least enthusiastic "huzzah" you can possibly imagine, btw).
5. I'm so done with this week. And next week, aleady. Good night.
1. Hitting on people is time-consuming, holy shit. Or maybe it's that I'm doing a lot of it all at once, when I basically never have before, ever. Either way, holy shit. Time-consuming.
2. SPN season 2 gag reel (it's the best one, don't even front). Which I have to watch at least three times in a row whenever it comes up.
Click to viewDude, seriously, I wish I could watch it with you, so that I could explain why Jared has a cast on from :30-:58, and why Jensen-as-Dean is trying to say "Croatian" or possibly "crawfish," and why it's hilarious that Jensen flubs his line at 2:45, and the Team Padalecki thong underwear, and how much I adore the "argument" at 4:00, and why "I love you, Kim" is hearbreaking now, and how hoooooot the rock/paper/scissors bit is (height difference and "agin" omfg), and the window latch, and Jared smacking Jensen's ass (no explanation, just italics), and that the chick at 6:50 can't put her hand on Jensen's face because she's blinded by Demonic Contact Lenses. And I would probably make a lot of incoherent noises about Jensen's face and Jared's--I don't even know what it is about that kid, honestly (well. Other than his shapely butt).
I'd probably also say, "Hi. I'm Jensen Ackles. You may remember me from..." and burst into laughter about nineteen times in a row. Because it's funny.
(Yeah. I'm pretty obnoxious on the internet. Sry!)
3. I'm going to bang out the Shannon fic and just do it and it will be done and angsty and horrible and everyone will hate me. I just--I can't stand girl!Patrick fics where everything is wonderful and heterofantastic and no one ever gives her any shit for being stocky and short and wearing glasses and preferring to play an instrument during shows instead of interact with the crowd. Ugh. Whatever. Never mind me and my realism issues.
4. The monthly inconvenience came, huzzah (that's the least enthusiastic "huzzah" you can possibly imagine, btw).
5. I'm so done with this week. And next week, aleady. Good night.