And also scott_lynch for the hilARious post Against Big Bird, The Gods Themselves Contend In Vain. Omg, omg omg omg omg omg, read it!!!

ETA: thanks to zdude for the forwarding of the link. Love you dear!

So my co-worker Mise likes elephants and lions and giraffes. Our other co-worker lolahawk likes to putter about the thrift stores and garage sales, so she's gotten Mise some stuffed elephants. One of those elephants is big and floppy and very soft so Mise decided he needed some clothes. When asked the gender, Mise said, "It's a (s)him"

Last Friday lolahawk took ( Read more... )

101 Ways You Cannot Get Pregnant

Frittata, which was not to be mistaken for an Efritatta, which is a jinn of another flavor.

Someone here at work asked "You ever had Kinder's BBQ?". What Feather heard was "Kender's BBQ", cause, you know, she thinks that way. First thought: 'You can eat those?'; second thought: 'So that's what you do when you find a kender's taken off with your best china!'

No one gets the jokes here, all I can do is sit and snorfle. =)

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1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you ( Read more... )

stole from oldwolfGeek Jokes ( Read more... )

stayed up til midnight last night reading Thoughtcrimes fic. i'd never heard of it before so halfway thru off to You-Tube i went. yay! must buy movie! read most of the rest of the fic and finally gave in to impending bedtime. woke up at 4am feeling vaguely sick. i woke up in a ridiculously good mood when the alarm went off. made myself hit the ( Read more... )

found a new blog to read. i so need a disclaimer page of my own. i want to make up lines like "Also, you’re probably so sexually repressed you eat a banana sideways."