Pokémon :: Justice Science Theater
Hey kids! Remember that wangsty Darkrai fic I MSTed? There was supposed to be a sequel the author's best friend written in response that I was gonna riff as well. Three years later... it's finally done. Farewell, Development Hell!
Title: Justice Science Theater
Author: goldeneye101/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload, violence, and brain-boggling rape in the original. Alcohol in both.
Ships/Characters: Alicia, Alberto and Darkrai (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes. For sure.
Original: Here.
Uxie: …Hm.
Mesprit: What is it?
Uxie: It’s been three years since we read that Darkrai fanfic, hasn’t it?
Azelf: You know, I just forgot about that thing.
Uxie: Arceus said there was a sequel written by a friend of the author’s. But he hasn’t said a word of it since.
Azelf: Well now! No hard feelings! That means we’re free.
Arceus: I DON’T THINK SO. *FANFIC SIGN!*
Mesprit: …Uh oh.
Azelf: Shit.
And Justice For All: The MST
Okay, first off...
Mesprit: The Self-Insert, aka Shamanic Shaymin (aka “Puri”) would like to apologize for waiting three years before smacking this sequel into our faces.
Azelf: It’s like watching the animated Titanic, only to realize a couple years later that there’s another one. One of them has a sequel with a rapping shark.
This is not for the faint of heart.
Uxie: Roger Ebert took the word of the lady at the drinking fountain who saw Caligula to heart.
And now, I'm guessing that if you're here now, you're gonna read my fic!
Uxie: Out of obligation.
Azelf: Putting old Cujo to rest.
It is rated M For a reason!
Mesprit: Rated I for Immature!
Inspiration: I Am Someone I Am No One's Oneshot in Darkrai's POV.
All: We read it.
Azelf: It was funny.
This is gonna be in 2nd person, yet Alicia will be referred to as "you"
Uxie: That’s the point of 2nd-person.
Mesprit: Did you hear that? The Rise of Darkrai... starring us!
Azelf: *as Hotel Mario* *turns around to point at the 4th wall* …And YOU.
This fic is a little bit disturbing, but the idea stuck in my mind and I had to write a fic about it!
Azelf: It's about a man who turns into a Lickilicky. Of course it's disturbing.
Disclaimer: I Do not own Pokemon, that wasn't too hard! If you havn't noticed, the title is also a Metallica album, so I don't own Metallica either...
Uxie: …And Justice For All.
Mesprit: Ohhh! I get it! Rated M for Metallica!
Azelf: Music please. *claps twice* *the titular song plays in the background* Thanks!
You have a right to be angry with him.
Mesprit: How could you do this, James Hetfield? “St. Anger” was your worst album!
You have a right to cry.
Uxie: 3… 2… 1…
Mesprit: *BAW*
Azelf: *hangs head in mourning*
Uxie: For never was a story of more woe // Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
You have a right to lay in your bed, thinking about that man.
Azelf: *as Eowyn* But I’m no man.
Mesprit: Pikaman doesn’t count, does he?
that man...
Uxie: *hushed voice* …MAN.
Azelf: Yes, Man. Human in shape but satanic in spirit, Man likes to spend most of his time destroying things because he is worse than the Devil if he was a pedophile.
Mesprit: You can spot the especially bad ones by having two-dimensional personalities, being written horribly and having a chin size that even Bruce Campbell would be jealous of. They kidnap animals, burn down rainforests and probably slept with your mother.
Azelf: If you should see Man anywhere in your neighborhood, please make a pretentious animated feature with confused morals and no sympathetic, three-dimensional villains.
Uxie: Man: if there's anything worse, it's not human.
Alberto.
All: *gasp*
Uxie: *hushed voice* …ALBERTO.
Azelf: Yes, Baron Alberto. That large ham with a reddish-pink cowlick that looks like a dildo.
Mesprit: You can spot him unsuccessfully hitting on Alice or turning into a walking, talking Lickilicky. No lies.
Azelf: If you should see Baron Lickilicky anywhere, use him as pun-related comic relief. That should carry you through a movie about the gods of Time & Space blowing shit up.
Uxie: Alberto: If he’s anyone else, it’s Gaston.
Azelf: No one takes licks like Baron Licki-
Mesprit: IT’S BARON ALBERTO!
The first straw? You learned that his grandfather led an attack on Darkrai when he first came to Alamos. He did not even care about feelings, sadness, remorse.
Mesprit: What’s with all the hate for Alberto’s non-existent grandfather? What did House Alberto ever do to you?
Uxie: For all we know, Godey would have been unkind.
Azelf: Stupid secretive genius assholes. Tonio was passive-aggressive all along!
All he cared about was fame.
Azelf: *singing* Fame! (Fame!) Doin' it for the fame! (Fame!) ‘Cuz we wanna live the life of the rich and famous!
Just like Alberto.
Uxie: I don't know about his grandfather, but I would hardly believe that fame is all the Baron cared about. There's Alice...
Mesprit: And his perm.
That would lead to the second straw. In his generation.
Uxie: In the form of a Lickitung pre-evolution.
All Darkrai was doing was protecting Alamos.
Mesprit: And playing Dark Void Ping-Pong with the residents, but we forgotten that part.
What did he do?
Azelf: Dressed in drag and did the hula!
He led a full-on rebellion against him, not caring about him.
Uxie: Link led a full-on rebellion against Ganon, not caring about him. Poor, poor Hyrule.
Mesprit: Think of the lives of all the beetles eating your crops!
Hell, if he died, you would all be dead, and he’d be laying in some ditch somewhere…
Mesprit: But… Darkrai did die. He got better.
Azelf: Come on, he crashes into the woods and the middle of a pond in Alamos Garden. Then he disintegrates in the sky. The most creative place you can come up with is a ditch?
Uxie: What ditch would be left for him to lie in? Dialga and Palkia would have wiped Alamos Town out of existence. There’d be nothing left.
Exactly where to wanted him to be after the incident.
Azelf: Who wanted to what now? We’ve got a missing word!
Mesprit: Next line!
The final straw? Something much more darastic and showing of his dishonesty.
Azelf: And what the hell is “darastic” supposed to be? Is drastic not drastic enough so we have to roll the Rs or something?
Mesprit: R-r-r-Rheumatism!
He came to your house with a bottle of wine, laughing and wanting a good time to talk.
Uxie: This story is 2nd person from Alicia’s view. If she is still a child at this point in the fic, Baron Alberto isn’t even born yet. If she’s an old woman, Alberto would be about ten years old and too young to drink. If this takes place after the events of the movie, Alicia wouldn’t even be alive.
Azelf: Take the booze away from Dialga!
You couldn't refuse a glass of wine and a talk with him, you let him in.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* Grandpa! There’s a weird drunken stranger at the door! He says he’s from the future!
Uxie: *as Godey* My experiment is working! Bring him in!
You drank only a glass, that wouldn't hurt.
Azelf: *tosses a beer can to Mesprit and Uxie* Everytime this fic speaks badly about Baron Alberto, take a shot.
Everyone: *downs a sip*
He drank the rest of the bottle and became drunk.
Azelf: Oh come on, Alberto! Who said you could play?
He chased you around the house in a very weird manner.
Azelf: The reason that I *bzzt* is ‘cause I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOU! The reason that I *gulp* is ‘cause I caaaaaaaaaaaaaare!
Mesprit: I thought we were banned from making references to “Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure.”
Uxie: I was going to say. You’re not supposed to be drunk yet.
You called the police, they would show up five minutes later.
Uxie: At least they were earlier than the pizza man, who arrived fifteen seconds late.
Then he did the unthinkable.
Azelf: You can’t get more unthinkable than a drunk Alberto going back in time to visit Alice’s grandmother! What could possibly top that!?
He raped you.
Azelf: …
Mesprit: …
Uxie: …
Azelf: *solemnly lifts his beer and drinks what’s left in a slow, slow gulp*
Uxie: …I think we need to find a PokeCenter when this is over.
You would never forget that night, that cold, harsh night.
Azelf: Not if you've got enough Budlight! *shakes empty can* …Crap.
Mesprit: Character bashing is one thing. Character bashing by making them a rapist is another. But character bashing by making them a rapist by having them go back in time to assault a canon character he’s never met is… is…
Uxie: Not doing the research.
Mesprit: I’m about to say. Just because there’s a song lyric that goes “Lady Justice has been raped” doesn’t mean you literally have to make Alicia Lady Justice!
You would get revenge. No matter what it takes.
Azelf: *tosses crushed beer can at the screen* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Uxie: Looks like you got your revenge.
Azelf: Hey, you’re right! I feel better now.
You called out for Darkrai.
Mesprit: As long as we’re talking about Darkrai and Metallica, I’m surprised nobody ever mentioned “Enter Sandman.”
"What is your wish, my lady?" He called back.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* Bend over so I can see your lady legs.
Azelf: *wolf whistle*
"I want you to take me to the Alamos town prison." You said.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* The Blues Brothers are performing there!
Uxie: Darkrai is on a mission from Arceus.
At the prison, Alberto was in a normal cell, no cellmate. Nothing very special.
Uxie: His royal reputation is ruined, his license as a Pokemon trainer has probably been revoked, and following the grim reality of prison rape, Alberto clearly hasn’t suffered enough.
Mesprit: On top of it all, the only movies that they had for rent were “Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour,” “Winnie the Pooh: Stranger Danger” and “Rock: It’s Your Decision.”
Then he saw you appear out of midair. He freaked out and called for the guards.
Mesprit: Who are Dialga and Palkia, and unfortunately they’re busy screaming over a game of poker that they’re losing to Giratina.
"No need. Nobody can hear you scream." You said, Darkrai attacked Alberto with a Dark Pulse, knocking him down.
Azelf: *Trollface* Problem, Alberto? You mad, bro?
Uxie: At this point, even Alberto has to admit being a Lickilicky has its perks.
He saw the hatred towards him in your eyes.
Mesprit: Of course Alberto’s angry! You put him in jail for a crime impossible for him to commit!
Darkrai got out a knife, stabbing him in the arm.
Uxie: The Legendary Pokemon of Darkness with the power to distort space and lock enemies into an unending nightmare, manipulating their very psyches… uses the most mundane method of attack conceivable.
Azelf: You’re on the Uber tier of Smogon.com! Act like it!
He felt the pain, the pain and suffering of a girl.
Mesprit: First-world problems: the Kardashians are out of nail polish!
The one that he raped.
Azelf: Yeah… we’re not touching that one anymore.
Darkrai stabbed him over over again, until he was near death and throwing up blood.
Uxie: If I was being murdered by a Legendary Pokemon, I’d be so disappointed that this was my way to go. It's like telling people Zeus shot you with a handgun instead of striking you with a lightning bolt.
Mesprit: Not to mention embarrassing!
He tossed the knife to you.
Mesprit: Hey, be careful with that! Haven’t you heard of kitchen safety?
Azelf: *as Darkrai* *cringes* Oops! Sorry Alicia!
"You kill him." He murmured, staring at her intently.
Azelf: *as Darkrai* I’m too cool for this shit. I’m going to mess up the timeline of a certain few spinoff games and tell its protagonists to off themselves.
You looked at the knife in a weird fashion, then angerly tossed it at Darkrai, who caught it.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* That’s for cutting my fingers from tossing a sharp object at me, asshole!
"You kill him, I don't want to stain my hands with HIS blood." You said, going to Alberto and picking up his head and putting your finger below it.
Uxie: A riveting commentary on the plight of the lower-class.
"But remember this when you see Giratina." You said, he was scared to death.
Uxie: Scared to death? That means he’s already dead.
Azelf: That was anti-climatic.
Mesprit: Talk about a wasted opportunity for a creative murder!
"...And justice for all." You said to his face, backing up and letting Darkrai handle the rest.
Azelf: *as Alberto* I didn’t hear that.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* …And justice for all.
Azelf: *as Alberto* No, before that.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* …And justice for all.
Azelf: *as Alberto* No, I meant the speech!
Mesprit: *as Alicia* *impatient* …And justice for all!
Azelf: *as Alberto* Huh? No lecture about how much I suck and I’m going to pay? Okay.
That was the last words on his lips, the last words in his mind, in his eyes, in his heart.
Everyone: *places hands over their hearts* I pledge allegiance to Queen Frag, and her mighty state of hysteria…
"...And justice for all."
Azelf: AndtotherepublicforwhichitstandsonenationunderArceusindivisiblewithlibertyandjusticeforall!
Uxie: Didn't even give us time to finish...
As you can see, I HATE Alberto, so, yeah, I bashed him a bit!
Uxie: We could tell.
Mesprit: A bit? Talk about an understatement.
Not bad for my first 2nd person fic, huh?
Mesprit: I think we're done with this.
R&R!
Azelf: ...And I think I need more Budlight. Are there any more sequels to this thing?
Arceus: There are none to speak of. The three of you shall go.
Mesprit: Yes! *does happy flips on the way out of the theater*
Uxie: …And justice for all.
Title: Justice Science Theater
Author: goldeneye101/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload, violence, and brain-boggling rape in the original. Alcohol in both.
Ships/Characters: Alicia, Alberto and Darkrai (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes. For sure.
Original: Here.
Uxie: …Hm.
Mesprit: What is it?
Uxie: It’s been three years since we read that Darkrai fanfic, hasn’t it?
Azelf: You know, I just forgot about that thing.
Uxie: Arceus said there was a sequel written by a friend of the author’s. But he hasn’t said a word of it since.
Azelf: Well now! No hard feelings! That means we’re free.
Arceus: I DON’T THINK SO. *FANFIC SIGN!*
Mesprit: …Uh oh.
Azelf: Shit.
And Justice For All: The MST
Okay, first off...
Mesprit: The Self-Insert, aka Shamanic Shaymin (aka “Puri”) would like to apologize for waiting three years before smacking this sequel into our faces.
Azelf: It’s like watching the animated Titanic, only to realize a couple years later that there’s another one. One of them has a sequel with a rapping shark.
This is not for the faint of heart.
Uxie: Roger Ebert took the word of the lady at the drinking fountain who saw Caligula to heart.
And now, I'm guessing that if you're here now, you're gonna read my fic!
Uxie: Out of obligation.
Azelf: Putting old Cujo to rest.
It is rated M For a reason!
Mesprit: Rated I for Immature!
Inspiration: I Am Someone I Am No One's Oneshot in Darkrai's POV.
All: We read it.
Azelf: It was funny.
This is gonna be in 2nd person, yet Alicia will be referred to as "you"
Uxie: That’s the point of 2nd-person.
Mesprit: Did you hear that? The Rise of Darkrai... starring us!
Azelf: *as Hotel Mario* *turns around to point at the 4th wall* …And YOU.
This fic is a little bit disturbing, but the idea stuck in my mind and I had to write a fic about it!
Azelf: It's about a man who turns into a Lickilicky. Of course it's disturbing.
Disclaimer: I Do not own Pokemon, that wasn't too hard! If you havn't noticed, the title is also a Metallica album, so I don't own Metallica either...
Uxie: …And Justice For All.
Mesprit: Ohhh! I get it! Rated M for Metallica!
Azelf: Music please. *claps twice* *the titular song plays in the background* Thanks!
You have a right to be angry with him.
Mesprit: How could you do this, James Hetfield? “St. Anger” was your worst album!
You have a right to cry.
Uxie: 3… 2… 1…
Mesprit: *BAW*
Azelf: *hangs head in mourning*
Uxie: For never was a story of more woe // Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
You have a right to lay in your bed, thinking about that man.
Azelf: *as Eowyn* But I’m no man.
Mesprit: Pikaman doesn’t count, does he?
that man...
Uxie: *hushed voice* …MAN.
Azelf: Yes, Man. Human in shape but satanic in spirit, Man likes to spend most of his time destroying things because he is worse than the Devil if he was a pedophile.
Mesprit: You can spot the especially bad ones by having two-dimensional personalities, being written horribly and having a chin size that even Bruce Campbell would be jealous of. They kidnap animals, burn down rainforests and probably slept with your mother.
Azelf: If you should see Man anywhere in your neighborhood, please make a pretentious animated feature with confused morals and no sympathetic, three-dimensional villains.
Uxie: Man: if there's anything worse, it's not human.
Alberto.
All: *gasp*
Uxie: *hushed voice* …ALBERTO.
Azelf: Yes, Baron Alberto. That large ham with a reddish-pink cowlick that looks like a dildo.
Mesprit: You can spot him unsuccessfully hitting on Alice or turning into a walking, talking Lickilicky. No lies.
Azelf: If you should see Baron Lickilicky anywhere, use him as pun-related comic relief. That should carry you through a movie about the gods of Time & Space blowing shit up.
Uxie: Alberto: If he’s anyone else, it’s Gaston.
Azelf: No one takes licks like Baron Licki-
Mesprit: IT’S BARON ALBERTO!
The first straw? You learned that his grandfather led an attack on Darkrai when he first came to Alamos. He did not even care about feelings, sadness, remorse.
Mesprit: What’s with all the hate for Alberto’s non-existent grandfather? What did House Alberto ever do to you?
Uxie: For all we know, Godey would have been unkind.
Azelf: Stupid secretive genius assholes. Tonio was passive-aggressive all along!
All he cared about was fame.
Azelf: *singing* Fame! (Fame!) Doin' it for the fame! (Fame!) ‘Cuz we wanna live the life of the rich and famous!
Just like Alberto.
Uxie: I don't know about his grandfather, but I would hardly believe that fame is all the Baron cared about. There's Alice...
Mesprit: And his perm.
That would lead to the second straw. In his generation.
Uxie: In the form of a Lickitung pre-evolution.
All Darkrai was doing was protecting Alamos.
Mesprit: And playing Dark Void Ping-Pong with the residents, but we forgotten that part.
What did he do?
Azelf: Dressed in drag and did the hula!
He led a full-on rebellion against him, not caring about him.
Uxie: Link led a full-on rebellion against Ganon, not caring about him. Poor, poor Hyrule.
Mesprit: Think of the lives of all the beetles eating your crops!
Hell, if he died, you would all be dead, and he’d be laying in some ditch somewhere…
Mesprit: But… Darkrai did die. He got better.
Azelf: Come on, he crashes into the woods and the middle of a pond in Alamos Garden. Then he disintegrates in the sky. The most creative place you can come up with is a ditch?
Uxie: What ditch would be left for him to lie in? Dialga and Palkia would have wiped Alamos Town out of existence. There’d be nothing left.
Exactly where to wanted him to be after the incident.
Azelf: Who wanted to what now? We’ve got a missing word!
Mesprit: Next line!
The final straw? Something much more darastic and showing of his dishonesty.
Azelf: And what the hell is “darastic” supposed to be? Is drastic not drastic enough so we have to roll the Rs or something?
Mesprit: R-r-r-Rheumatism!
He came to your house with a bottle of wine, laughing and wanting a good time to talk.
Uxie: This story is 2nd person from Alicia’s view. If she is still a child at this point in the fic, Baron Alberto isn’t even born yet. If she’s an old woman, Alberto would be about ten years old and too young to drink. If this takes place after the events of the movie, Alicia wouldn’t even be alive.
Azelf: Take the booze away from Dialga!
You couldn't refuse a glass of wine and a talk with him, you let him in.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* Grandpa! There’s a weird drunken stranger at the door! He says he’s from the future!
Uxie: *as Godey* My experiment is working! Bring him in!
You drank only a glass, that wouldn't hurt.
Azelf: *tosses a beer can to Mesprit and Uxie* Everytime this fic speaks badly about Baron Alberto, take a shot.
Everyone: *downs a sip*
He drank the rest of the bottle and became drunk.
Azelf: Oh come on, Alberto! Who said you could play?
He chased you around the house in a very weird manner.
Azelf: The reason that I *bzzt* is ‘cause I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOU! The reason that I *gulp* is ‘cause I caaaaaaaaaaaaaare!
Mesprit: I thought we were banned from making references to “Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure.”
Uxie: I was going to say. You’re not supposed to be drunk yet.
You called the police, they would show up five minutes later.
Uxie: At least they were earlier than the pizza man, who arrived fifteen seconds late.
Then he did the unthinkable.
Azelf: You can’t get more unthinkable than a drunk Alberto going back in time to visit Alice’s grandmother! What could possibly top that!?
He raped you.
Azelf: …
Mesprit: …
Uxie: …
Azelf: *solemnly lifts his beer and drinks what’s left in a slow, slow gulp*
Uxie: …I think we need to find a PokeCenter when this is over.
You would never forget that night, that cold, harsh night.
Azelf: Not if you've got enough Budlight! *shakes empty can* …Crap.
Mesprit: Character bashing is one thing. Character bashing by making them a rapist is another. But character bashing by making them a rapist by having them go back in time to assault a canon character he’s never met is… is…
Uxie: Not doing the research.
Mesprit: I’m about to say. Just because there’s a song lyric that goes “Lady Justice has been raped” doesn’t mean you literally have to make Alicia Lady Justice!
You would get revenge. No matter what it takes.
Azelf: *tosses crushed beer can at the screen* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Uxie: Looks like you got your revenge.
Azelf: Hey, you’re right! I feel better now.
You called out for Darkrai.
Mesprit: As long as we’re talking about Darkrai and Metallica, I’m surprised nobody ever mentioned “Enter Sandman.”
"What is your wish, my lady?" He called back.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* Bend over so I can see your lady legs.
Azelf: *wolf whistle*
"I want you to take me to the Alamos town prison." You said.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* The Blues Brothers are performing there!
Uxie: Darkrai is on a mission from Arceus.
At the prison, Alberto was in a normal cell, no cellmate. Nothing very special.
Uxie: His royal reputation is ruined, his license as a Pokemon trainer has probably been revoked, and following the grim reality of prison rape, Alberto clearly hasn’t suffered enough.
Mesprit: On top of it all, the only movies that they had for rent were “Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour,” “Winnie the Pooh: Stranger Danger” and “Rock: It’s Your Decision.”
Then he saw you appear out of midair. He freaked out and called for the guards.
Mesprit: Who are Dialga and Palkia, and unfortunately they’re busy screaming over a game of poker that they’re losing to Giratina.
"No need. Nobody can hear you scream." You said, Darkrai attacked Alberto with a Dark Pulse, knocking him down.
Azelf: *Trollface* Problem, Alberto? You mad, bro?
Uxie: At this point, even Alberto has to admit being a Lickilicky has its perks.
He saw the hatred towards him in your eyes.
Mesprit: Of course Alberto’s angry! You put him in jail for a crime impossible for him to commit!
Darkrai got out a knife, stabbing him in the arm.
Uxie: The Legendary Pokemon of Darkness with the power to distort space and lock enemies into an unending nightmare, manipulating their very psyches… uses the most mundane method of attack conceivable.
Azelf: You’re on the Uber tier of Smogon.com! Act like it!
He felt the pain, the pain and suffering of a girl.
Mesprit: First-world problems: the Kardashians are out of nail polish!
The one that he raped.
Azelf: Yeah… we’re not touching that one anymore.
Darkrai stabbed him over over again, until he was near death and throwing up blood.
Uxie: If I was being murdered by a Legendary Pokemon, I’d be so disappointed that this was my way to go. It's like telling people Zeus shot you with a handgun instead of striking you with a lightning bolt.
Mesprit: Not to mention embarrassing!
He tossed the knife to you.
Mesprit: Hey, be careful with that! Haven’t you heard of kitchen safety?
Azelf: *as Darkrai* *cringes* Oops! Sorry Alicia!
"You kill him." He murmured, staring at her intently.
Azelf: *as Darkrai* I’m too cool for this shit. I’m going to mess up the timeline of a certain few spinoff games and tell its protagonists to off themselves.
You looked at the knife in a weird fashion, then angerly tossed it at Darkrai, who caught it.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* That’s for cutting my fingers from tossing a sharp object at me, asshole!
"You kill him, I don't want to stain my hands with HIS blood." You said, going to Alberto and picking up his head and putting your finger below it.
Uxie: A riveting commentary on the plight of the lower-class.
"But remember this when you see Giratina." You said, he was scared to death.
Uxie: Scared to death? That means he’s already dead.
Azelf: That was anti-climatic.
Mesprit: Talk about a wasted opportunity for a creative murder!
"...And justice for all." You said to his face, backing up and letting Darkrai handle the rest.
Azelf: *as Alberto* I didn’t hear that.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* …And justice for all.
Azelf: *as Alberto* No, before that.
Mesprit: *as Alicia* …And justice for all.
Azelf: *as Alberto* No, I meant the speech!
Mesprit: *as Alicia* *impatient* …And justice for all!
Azelf: *as Alberto* Huh? No lecture about how much I suck and I’m going to pay? Okay.
That was the last words on his lips, the last words in his mind, in his eyes, in his heart.
Everyone: *places hands over their hearts* I pledge allegiance to Queen Frag, and her mighty state of hysteria…
"...And justice for all."
Azelf: AndtotherepublicforwhichitstandsonenationunderArceusindivisiblewithlibertyandjusticeforall!
Uxie: Didn't even give us time to finish...
As you can see, I HATE Alberto, so, yeah, I bashed him a bit!
Uxie: We could tell.
Mesprit: A bit? Talk about an understatement.
Not bad for my first 2nd person fic, huh?
Mesprit: I think we're done with this.
R&R!
Azelf: ...And I think I need more Budlight. Are there any more sequels to this thing?
Arceus: There are none to speak of. The three of you shall go.
Mesprit: Yes! *does happy flips on the way out of the theater*
Uxie: …And justice for all.