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[aztecravemonkey]

I'm semi-sober, tired, somewhat depressed, overstressed, looking at a blank word processor document, hungering for crackfic, and only now aware that it's 4/20. I'd apologize for anything I'm about to do to my cast of characters (and by that, I mean Bill), except I'm really not sorry

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[psychmoonshadow]

This stuff would never have crossed my mind, but I really enjoyed reading about it. XD My favourite entry was definitely for Smeargle paint. I also never would have thought of and rather liked the idea of having proof of badges to buy the higher-end types of Potion, pffft. Must be difficult to get a fix if you don't have an official license or whatever. Just get your friends to buy em for you!

Next time: the effect of every single berry in existence?!?!?!?

[aztecravemonkey]

Haha, yes to the fix part. I'd imagine it'd be a lot like trying to buy Aleve in the real world. You legit can't pick it up unless you have a valid ID. ...Because certain clever teenagers figured out how to abuse it.

Also, AAAAAH DON'T TEMPT MEEEEEE. Oh the things that can be done with Enigma Berries.

[bobnbill]

Should use this for the magazine. ;p

[aztecravemonkey]

TEMPTING, SIR.