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Dennis has been staying over at my place for a while =\ 3 nights str8 lmao. hes like: wow! this is the shit dude! i love your house and i love your knife colection!" thats the thing lol dennis is new to the crew so hes like "stifler" yes hes the shit.
I really think i need another vacation. You ever wonder how many people read your journal? I bet alot more than I would ever think. lol
I put a post for my car for sale on this honda website right...and within a week, it has 1700 people look at that post. Thats like 250 people a day. Thats alot of fucking people. Anyways.
Ive been playing some golf lately. Trying to get all Tiger woods in it. But its been a while so its taking a while to come back, but it will.
I would like to change jobs to just do something I love. Like i wish i could get paid to drive around in my car and socialize. that would fucking own. Either that or sell stuff but not like life insurance or cars. Im talking like shit thats worth lots of money so i make lots of money. Alot of ppl say that money cant buy happiness. I think thats a bunch of shit in a way. It certainly helps. I mean...you think bill gates is worried about paying the note on his fucking house? or how hes gonna come up with insurance money for his car? Hell No. But with Mo' money mo' problems nahmsayin? Yeah.
"anybody who says money is the root of all evil doesnt fucking have any" -Ben Affleck
Have you ever seen In Living Color from like back in the day? Where they had that segment called Hey Mon and it was a bunch of jamaicans and all they did was had a bunch of fucking jobs ? a;sdjf;kalsdjfs;alfja s thats what I feel like right now. I get up go to work. Get off work, go to the other work. Im weird like that though. I have to stay busy or I will stay bored. I just dont want to burn myself out. I want to make as many dollas as possible. Ive even considered the possibility of me whoring myself on saturday nights. Ok not really, but that would probably net me the most income. Only problem is...with my luck, only the fat chicks would buy me. That would ruin my day, seriously. Because then Id go home and my dad would be like "how was your Day today?" and Id be like " it was mediocre. I only had to fuck 9 fat chicks tonight but I made 1800 dollars so thats a go"
*cringes* Im seriously grossing myself out right now. lol its crucial.
I get my license back in full swing on tuesday which is really irrelevant because im such a fucking thug that ive just been driving anyways. At least I dont speed like I used to. Ive been pretty slack w/ that. I go about 60-70 95% of the time. The other 5% is me going 90 to catch the bastard who cut me off to give him the finger and to scream and cuss him out when my windows are rolled up because of course he can hear me....then I slow back down to 65-70. I dont know why I do this, but it feels fucking great when I do.
I could not tint this one window yesterday for the life of me. That window just did not want tint. It was a sign. THe kid was arabian, and I wanted to tell him that Allah says that his window didnt need tint, but I didnt want to start any holy wars up in the tint bay, so I just let it slide.
Its time for fun filled day of idiots acting like they are smarter than me, which really makes me smarter because I have to find ways to tell them that they are a fucking retard without hurting their feelings. "No sir!! Its really very common for users to complain about their monitors not turning on because they arent plugged in. It happens all the time, really ;)" Then I hang up the phone and laugh because the guy was bitching me out 2 minutes prior because his "goddamn monitor wouldnt turn on and it was working yesterday before I worked on his computer so I must have done something to it." Its time for my red bull. It gives me wings. Peace.
I really think i need another vacation. You ever wonder how many people read your journal? I bet alot more than I would ever think. lol
I put a post for my car for sale on this honda website right...and within a week, it has 1700 people look at that post. Thats like 250 people a day. Thats alot of fucking people. Anyways.
Ive been playing some golf lately. Trying to get all Tiger woods in it. But its been a while so its taking a while to come back, but it will.
I would like to change jobs to just do something I love. Like i wish i could get paid to drive around in my car and socialize. that would fucking own. Either that or sell stuff but not like life insurance or cars. Im talking like shit thats worth lots of money so i make lots of money. Alot of ppl say that money cant buy happiness. I think thats a bunch of shit in a way. It certainly helps. I mean...you think bill gates is worried about paying the note on his fucking house? or how hes gonna come up with insurance money for his car? Hell No. But with Mo' money mo' problems nahmsayin? Yeah.
"anybody who says money is the root of all evil doesnt fucking have any" -Ben Affleck
Have you ever seen In Living Color from like back in the day? Where they had that segment called Hey Mon and it was a bunch of jamaicans and all they did was had a bunch of fucking jobs ? a;sdjf;kalsdjfs;alfja s thats what I feel like right now. I get up go to work. Get off work, go to the other work. Im weird like that though. I have to stay busy or I will stay bored. I just dont want to burn myself out. I want to make as many dollas as possible. Ive even considered the possibility of me whoring myself on saturday nights. Ok not really, but that would probably net me the most income. Only problem is...with my luck, only the fat chicks would buy me. That would ruin my day, seriously. Because then Id go home and my dad would be like "how was your Day today?" and Id be like " it was mediocre. I only had to fuck 9 fat chicks tonight but I made 1800 dollars so thats a go"
*cringes* Im seriously grossing myself out right now. lol its crucial.
I get my license back in full swing on tuesday which is really irrelevant because im such a fucking thug that ive just been driving anyways. At least I dont speed like I used to. Ive been pretty slack w/ that. I go about 60-70 95% of the time. The other 5% is me going 90 to catch the bastard who cut me off to give him the finger and to scream and cuss him out when my windows are rolled up because of course he can hear me....then I slow back down to 65-70. I dont know why I do this, but it feels fucking great when I do.
I could not tint this one window yesterday for the life of me. That window just did not want tint. It was a sign. THe kid was arabian, and I wanted to tell him that Allah says that his window didnt need tint, but I didnt want to start any holy wars up in the tint bay, so I just let it slide.
Its time for fun filled day of idiots acting like they are smarter than me, which really makes me smarter because I have to find ways to tell them that they are a fucking retard without hurting their feelings. "No sir!! Its really very common for users to complain about their monitors not turning on because they arent plugged in. It happens all the time, really ;)" Then I hang up the phone and laugh because the guy was bitching me out 2 minutes prior because his "goddamn monitor wouldnt turn on and it was working yesterday before I worked on his computer so I must have done something to it." Its time for my red bull. It gives me wings. Peace.