Bunch of chinese die in a car accident and they go to heaven, they meet up with one of the angels who is gonna guide them to god...soo they walk and walk and one of the chinese can't stand the excitment and asks the angel...is god a male or a female?? the angel looks at him and says... god is male and a female he's both my friend, the chinese keeps walking and says...is god black or white?? angel replys...god is both white and black my friend...so the chinese keeps walking and asks...is god gay or heterosexual?? angel stops and says...god is both my friend hes gay and heterosexual...soo the chinese stops turns around to the group of his chinese friends and says...see i told you i was right...god is michael jackson.
hahahahahahahah I read this in some french paper thought it was funny oh well =/
Let's start from the top...okay...so i went to see the Moto X show...the motorcycles were fucken ill! they're fucken gorgeous...i went with few of my guy friends and wow the guys who were doing the 1990 + 360s and back stands are fucken awsome...fo real! the show was tight! i loved it! I then met up with Megan...we went to see my aunt for a little while...my aunt and her know eachother and since they haven't seen eachother in years they wanted to say "hi" anyways...we then went to pick some stuff at her house since she's sleeping over my house tonight...and soo we went to my house and we watched "Darkness Fall" O.K if nobody saw that movie...i am telling you to go see it! we saw it on PPR and Candy is extremely scared of the dark and she simply CRYED when the movie was on soo she grabbed on to me and we cuddeled and i felt soooo bad for her since she's so scared i got the lights on for her...awww anyways after that movie i believe anyone who is or was scared of the dark...is gonna be scared 4576889x worse! i got some people in mind...lmao lol anyways i loved the movie it's fucke AWSOME! no doubt. Go see it and yeah don't be scared just grab a flashlight ;)
P.S the girl is really hot in that movie! lol
*aiiight just wanna update those whos curious as to see angelinas new tattoo, its a khmeri script, the columns represent health, luck, wisdom, and all that jazz..prety hot huh? yah, she got it awhile back and yes she got billy bob removed =\*
Anyways sooo then we saw half of the movie " In My Daughters Honor" about some student who had an afair with a teacher, he got jealous, so he killed her, and then blah blah we didn't see the rest =/ im just guessing the mother in honor of her daughter did something nice?! right? werd. Anyways David and i are going to a party right now...since he didn't wanna go to the Festival tonight...we're going probably tomorrow its a 3 day thing...so yeah we are going to Willkon's PAwTy! werd! lol im gonna update this later and post some pictures and etc.
anyways you know what i hate the most??
CATS!
yes i fucken hate CATS! omg omg how i hate them...and you know what else? one of my friend just got one...this is sad i went over to see his sister and stuff and they fucken got a cat and they called him Fluffy?! WTF? what kind of name is Fluffy? lmao for a cat? blah...anyways don't ask me why i hate cats i just do...once when i was little one of them scratched my face and i had to get stitches he didn't enjoy the moment where i held him by his ears =/ sowwie! i was a bad bad child =/ i once kicked a cat when i was 12 and i found him dead next morning :( still don't feel bad about it he was annoying me =/
anways soo Fluffy comes to me and like he grins agains me...i hate that seriously HATE it it grosses me out...so i kicked him...does that make me a bad man? :( lol
EDIT: I'm going to talk to Dave tonight ..he should be over soon...arh i dont really know what to say becouse i didn't take time to think about it ok i did a minute...but is that enough? 1minute? not really im like lost...what a hell am i gonna say? =/