I was cleaning up my room, and I found a piece of paper with a funny conversation I wrote down between one of my classmates senior year and my english teacher. BTW this english teacher was the coolest english teacher at Stevenson and let us swear and eat in class. We had a pizza party once a week on Fridays.
Dan: Mmmm...this sandwich is really good. What's in it?
McDermott: It's my own creation. It has some pastrami, honey ham, roast beef, lettuce, tomatoes (ä), red onions, and my own special sauce.
Dan: (laughs) tomato(ä)? It's tomato (
).
McDermott: Same difference.
Dan: There's no such thing as same difference. You have to be grammatically correct. You're an English teacher for God's sake.
McDermott: It's not like your English is perfect.
Dan: You wanna know something?
McDermott: What?
Dan: Fuck you.
McDermott: That's real mature.