Manda, you kill me everytime ( Read more... )

So I wrote my paper and chose an article about this man who shot at young girls in thi Amish school. I asked Steph to read it. And this is what happened....

Steph - [can't. concentrate] says:
you know, i've got to say, if it's a grown man, the girls are tied, and he's got a gun, he must be pretty useless to only manage to kill 3.
Steph - [can't. ( Read more... )

amanda* -Live IT..Love IT.. it's Nervosa Vintage Couture BITCH!- says:

haha is he cute and single?

amanda* -Live IT..Love IT.. it's Nervosa Vintage Couture BITCH!- says:

you should tap that

Carla Maria - when i'm around you, i'm predictable - says:

he is cute

Carla Maria - when i'm around you, i'm predictable - says:

and i dunno about ( Read more... )

Carla Maria says:

boys are complex species

honey I'm a prize and you're a catch, and we're a perfect match... says:

technically they're not... they're retarded, but it's because women are on such a higher level, they find it difficult to stoop down to the male level

honey I'm a prize and you're a catch, and we're a perfect match... says:

lol
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From this afternoon.
It makes me laugh

( In a box )

Convo with Amanda:

( Dirt and Bones )

EO - random cravings says:
bah... carla... what are you gonna do with your degree

Carla Maria says:
hang it on my wall

( Abby's Application )

This actually happened.

Well, not word for word, but close enough. T'was bloody hilarious.

My doctor rocks that way, really. Only he would ask me if I was sexually active with a straight face. And then proceed to tell me to keep my priorities straight.

carlamariabear (2:23:16 PM): and the slayer thong
Pulsera Quebrada (2:24:45 PM): haha
Pulsera Quebrada (2:24:51 PM): i dont wear underwear.
carlamariabear (2:25:00 PM): abby goes commando?
Pulsera Quebrada (2:25:31 PM): fo'sho